Posted on 05/03/2012 8:15:48 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
E-mail Rush: ElRushbo@eibnet.com
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My favorite. Wish Rush would get Steve Malzberg to sub for him.
I wonder if Rush will cover the “Hildabeast” betrayal of Chen?
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushWillTellItJustLikeItIsdittos from Biggirl! :)=^..^=
bttt
I’m here.
folk, this is gonna be a BIG DEAL.....please know the web site is still being tweeked with new info and fixed boo boo’shttp://www.teapartytribune.com/2012/05/01/restoring-america-project-to-host-celebrating-liberty-festival-on-september-1st-in-new-mexico/
Greetings.
Did you get a look at the tanning-crazed mom from NJ? Ugh . . .
Obama had to create a composite because his real girlfriend was inflatable.
wait - now it does
You mean boyfriend.
his real girlfriend is named Steve
Oh, yes; right.
here
saw it...I was goin the “Marty Feldman”....one eye on the baseball game, one eye on the Coyote game thingie.....
both lost, my eyes healed 2 hours later
We didn’t have hearings on LIBYA!!!
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