Posted on 04/26/2012 8:34:12 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
It’s the “Give us Barabbas vote”. Unless you think Ron Paul still has a chance?
Actually, I learned many years ago that self cleaning oven, builders standard cabinetry and dry behind said oven is NOT a good mix.
The nice people at EasyOff make a spray for oven cleaning:)
Is this stove chat?
My Viking was a bazillion dolars and it isn’t self cleaning. The upgrade was like 2 grand.
LLS
Love Viking...but my humble Yinzer kitchen is more a Maytag/Kenmore kinda place. Actually a Viking wouldn’t fit...w/o new cabinetry, and of course that means new counter tips...and I’d like an island...so floor would have to be redone...
LLS
do you have a min to summatize what rush just said, i just tuned in and missed it, and apparently he's upset some people,,,
From the Urban Dictionary
1. yinzer - A resident of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Known for their love of all things Steelers and Donnie Iris and extreme hatred of Cleveland
Horrible job growth, horrible home market, a takeover of Private businesses, a takeover of the school loan industry, a takeover of medical insurance, a complete destruction of cheap, accessible energy, Ruling by Fiat and unelectable Czars, more and more debt.....
Who wouldn’t want 4 more years of that!
Actually all things The Beloved Black and Gold.
And we’re not all that fond of Baltimore or Philly either.
N’at.
You need to realize that Obama is the one that is destroying our country.
God bless ElRushbo!! Let’s do all we can to take our country back and get Obama out of office.
Not real fond of Baltimore or Philly myself.
Can I be an honorary Yinzer???
Iggle?
Oh well. Maybe I’ll go to the Cornbread Festival in South Pittsburg, TN instead and tour the cast iron factory...
http://www.lodgemfg.com/factory-stores.asp
A twirl and snap of my Terrible Towel...you’re in!
;)
Giant Eagle grocery store. Also spelled “Igl” according to this glossary.
http://www.pittsburghese.com/glossary.ep.html?type=nouns
Makes me wonder—is Pittsburgh the only U.S. city with its own dialect?
Iggle is the Big Bird...Giant Eagle. You buy your Isaly’s chipped ham, pierogi ingredients, and in some selected locales, your Arhn City. Use your Advantage Card and you’ll earn Fuel Perks to buy gas n’at for your SUV.
Now if you DO buy beer there, you HAVE to show your Driver’s License-—and don’t be a jag-off and go whining to the UN that you got “carded.”
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