Egypt: Husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

Daily Mail UK ^ | 26 April 2012

[Lorianne]

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death. The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

[calex59]

How fickin’s sick is that? Muslims have to be the scum of the earth.

[Lorianne]

Details to be ironed out later one supposes.

[Slings and Arrows]

"There once was an Arab named Dave..."

[humblegunner]

Wasn’t there a Def Leppard song about this?

“No serenade, no fire brigade.. just NECROPHELIA!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=748IjOdrjwg

[DannyTN]

Miss me yet?

[Slings and Arrows]

Uhh...close.

[rustyboots]

Wife just spit all over keyboard laughing so loud!!!

[stevie_d_64]

Achmed calls a “daylight savings” timeout!!!

There is always a way to squeeze in just one more hour...

[stevie_d_64]

Now thats funny!!! I don’t care who you are!!!

[RavenLooneyToon]

Well on further investigation the story left out an important piece of information.
If you have sex with your spousal cadaver, it will then be allowed to vote.
Chairman Obamakov's dream of middle east democracy.

[a fool in paradise]

There REALLY IS an arab spring ushering in new freedoms in Egypt!

[cherry]

I just don't find this funny at all....a death cult is taking over the world....and we get jokes about it...

its okay when its just we women, but they'll be coming after your little boys eventually, your little grandsons, and they'll burning your churches as well....

yes, more dehumanizing of women is a big joke....

[JerseyDvl]

Very well said cherry. This is a barbaric practice by a culture of savagery that may never progress past the primitive rituals of 800 A.D.
This is as disgusting as rape, which it pretty much is anyway. I cant even read the article, forget about cracking jokes. I am astounded at what lows some societies continue to sink to and believe there has never been a better example of Islam being a “cult of death”.

[SunkenCiv]

• Obama: "I want to make sure we end before the call to prayer"
• Iran Deploys Troops, Ballistic Missiles To Eritrea [2008]

[JerseyDvl]

Double-Bow Bump!

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks Lorianne, additional:

• Outrage As Egypt Plans 'Farewell Intercourse Law' (Legal Necrophilia)
• Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives
• That worked out well: Most Egyptians now dislike U.S. ties

[Revolting cat!]

Six hours? Outrage! I say, 12 hours should be the minimum!

[Drew68]

Hillary and Obama should be proud how the Arab Spring worked out.

Will we still be sending Egypt $1.5 billion in foreign aid each year now that their government has pretty much been handed over to Islamic fundie nutjobs?

[TBall]

It all depends on the weather. If it is unseasonable cold then maybe they could up it to ten hours. That said, on a really hot day maybe three and a half hours might be the way to go. So if a muslim man is making love to his dead wife and the time limit hits does this cause cotis mortuus interruptus?

[21twelve]

Rigor Mortis. This odd new law might even have a few women fans if it included deceased males. “It was a long wait, but for the first time in 18 years....”