Posted on 04/17/2012 8:19:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Here is a little something for you to read on your next trip to the head/latrine/loo..
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/04/14/assassination-columbia-what-if-it-aint-about-whores/
Saturday, April 14th, 2012 | Posted by Gordon Duff Assassination Colombia – What If It Ain’t About Whores?
We don’t know if they did [follow the rules] or not. Something is being covered up and the SS is going to pay the penalty or in some way be diminished. I think it is a pivotal event which had been developed (and by our enemies or the democrats) for some time. I think we are only hearing a carefully constructed version of a larger ... something.
/tinfoil
i kinda felt bad for the guy - he knew most of them
he wanted to talk about running for office and the others kept talking about the ss and the hos
Why does DEAR LEADER always have to draw analogies to sports? Does he just not understand government?
he has to read a how to book daily to wipe his butt
hehehe... Stupid spell check. Surprised the Spelling Nazi didn’t catch me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appalachian_Mountains
Why do some callers just take so damn long to get to the point!
I thought “the Appelations” was a mountain range next to the Caucasians.
isn’t it the apple for the ations ?
Hahaha, this “expert’s” phone sux!
Ask Snerdly?
Gagdad Bob’s immortal post
Sorry, I’m snippy today...just generally in a bad mood after tax day...
Judging by his record in picking sports winners, he does not understand sports either.
Rush being semi-deaf, I can see why he needs that program which I never imagined existed
I’m going to get right on that to be like Rush.
Oh, um, Will have to wait until I get the wife’s
hand-me-downs.....................Crap....
“The Caucasians” I believe are located in the Dirksen Senate Office Building.
I think he eats it after, caus that’s all that comes out of
his mouth. Can I say that?
Are you suffering from PTSD? (Post-Taxation Stress Disorder)
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