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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Monday, April 2, 2012
The EiB Network ^ | 04/02/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 04/02/2012 7:57:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rushlimbaugh; rushlive; talkradio
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To: bluerose

Rush says the new USA Today poll showing Obama approval up among women is “a Fluke.”


21 posted on 04/02/2012 9:16:16 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Son House

Good afternoon n’@!

Well...still poor here. No winning ticket in PA (sobs) so I’m at work and only one “in”’today...so I can listen.

On the McDs employee—one word, xerox!


22 posted on 04/02/2012 9:17:02 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Just because you are paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.)
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To: Son House

Oh no! Now she might have to share...

Mega Millions Mystery: Maryland woman claims to have $105M ticket, but no one’s come forward
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/02/maryland-woman-wont-share-105m-lotto-jackpot-with-mcdonalds-co-workers/#ixzz1qtsMyvd6

The McDonald’s worker who claims to hold the ticket, Mirlande Wilson, 37, has said she bought tickets for 15 co-workers, but that the winner was bought separately and she won’t share the money.


23 posted on 04/02/2012 9:18:11 AM PDT by Son House (The Economic Boom Heard Around The World => TEA Party 2012)
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To: Son House

The story I read said the manager of the McD’s claims she gave this woman $5 to buy additional tickets for the office pool on her way home from work.


24 posted on 04/02/2012 9:18:26 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Rush is going there!!!

Womyn don’t want Michelle 0 picking out their food or clothes! Did ya see the FLOTUS on Kids Choice? The Reynolds folks called...they want their Wrap back for recycling.


25 posted on 04/02/2012 9:20:15 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Just because you are paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
Somebody call the fashion police!

26 posted on 04/02/2012 9:20:27 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

Yes, same here, it’s buy another ticket and go back to work...


27 posted on 04/02/2012 9:21:29 AM PDT by Son House (The Economic Boom Heard Around The World => TEA Party 2012)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I live in fear of the “back view” of those, mmmm, slacks.


28 posted on 04/02/2012 9:22:15 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Just because you are paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.)
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To: bluerose

Oh, I’m sure that there’s a whole platoon of fine, upstanding lawyer types camped out on her doorstep (along with a throng of suckup msm types) who are searching madly for a client that they can trot out so the lawyers can scam enough billables to pay for their next custom Bentley.

(Did I mention that I adore (some) lawyers almost as much as the msm?)


29 posted on 04/02/2012 9:23:25 AM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet ((291 and a wakeup) Truth, I know, always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition.)
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

And camel toe :-O


30 posted on 04/02/2012 9:24:17 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks; PennsylvaniaMom

You’ve got to be joking.

O.M.G.


31 posted on 04/02/2012 9:25:05 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
thxs, for the ping(s)!
"there yah go again, showing the KENTUCKY WILDCATS, playing w/ their food"...again.
GO! KENTUCKY WILDCATS! :-D

32 posted on 04/02/2012 9:26:10 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Kill all the terrorists; protect all the borders, ridicule all the (surviving) Liberals :^)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

rotflmao........................wow


33 posted on 04/02/2012 9:27:11 AM PDT by advertising guy (Sarah just jumped..........game on boys.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Now you have gone and done it-—brain bleach! Brain bleach!


34 posted on 04/02/2012 9:27:11 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Just because you are paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks
holy hell - we need the ghetto out and style, grace and dignity to return to the whitehouse
35 posted on 04/02/2012 9:32:09 AM PDT by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Please tell me that’s a photo shop...


36 posted on 04/02/2012 9:33:00 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romney - Santorum: Twin Sons of Different Mothers...)
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

Ok...what WAS elRushbo hinting at there? That possibly IT’S NOT OVER for Santorum? That Myth isn’t a shoe in? Hmmmm


37 posted on 04/02/2012 9:33:57 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Just because you are paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.)
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To: advertising guy

Way to go Hunter!!!

Is it just me or is FR slower than usual?


38 posted on 04/02/2012 9:34:45 AM PDT by Clint N. Suhks
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

Saw that outfit on 24th and Farnam about 10 years ago


39 posted on 04/02/2012 9:34:53 AM PDT by acsrp38 (Do your best to prevent Gorbal Warming!! Leave the lights on!!)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

No. No photo shopping there...our “beloved” pushing 50 FLOTUS wore THAT.


40 posted on 04/02/2012 9:36:08 AM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Just because you are paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.)
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