Posted on 04/02/2012 7:57:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush says the new USA Today poll showing Obama approval up among women is “a Fluke.”
Good afternoon n’@!
Well...still poor here. No winning ticket in PA (sobs) so I’m at work and only one “in”’today...so I can listen.
On the McDs employee—one word, xerox!
Oh no! Now she might have to share...
Mega Millions Mystery: Maryland woman claims to have $105M ticket, but no one’s come forward
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/02/maryland-woman-wont-share-105m-lotto-jackpot-with-mcdonalds-co-workers/#ixzz1qtsMyvd6
The McDonald’s worker who claims to hold the ticket, Mirlande Wilson, 37, has said she bought tickets for 15 co-workers, but that the winner was bought separately and she won’t share the money.
The story I read said the manager of the McD’s claims she gave this woman $5 to buy additional tickets for the office pool on her way home from work.
Rush is going there!!!
Womyn don’t want Michelle 0 picking out their food or clothes! Did ya see the FLOTUS on Kids Choice? The Reynolds folks called...they want their Wrap back for recycling.
Yes, same here, it’s buy another ticket and go back to work...
I live in fear of the “back view” of those, mmmm, slacks.
Oh, I’m sure that there’s a whole platoon of fine, upstanding lawyer types camped out on her doorstep (along with a throng of suckup msm types) who are searching madly for a client that they can trot out so the lawyers can scam enough billables to pay for their next custom Bentley.
(Did I mention that I adore (some) lawyers almost as much as the msm?)
And camel toe :-O
You’ve got to be joking.
O.M.G.
rotflmao........................wow
Now you have gone and done it-—brain bleach! Brain bleach!
Please tell me that’s a photo shop...
Ok...what WAS elRushbo hinting at there? That possibly IT’S NOT OVER for Santorum? That Myth isn’t a shoe in? Hmmmm
Way to go Hunter!!!
Is it just me or is FR slower than usual?
Saw that outfit on 24th and Farnam about 10 years ago
No. No photo shopping there...our “beloved” pushing 50 FLOTUS wore THAT.
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