[MWestMom]

Thump heard is little liberal apple falling not far from the tree.

[funfan]

Who cares what she has to say. I hope her marriage is going well.

[FormerACLUmember]

The gene pool of trailer trash Bill’s spawn is clearly shallow.

I wonder if dim bulb Chelsea will be in the annual Slut Walk sponsored by all the FemiNazi groups she belongs to?

[doug from upland]

(from the archives) DFU SONG: Teenager in Love (Chelsea’s Father’s Day song)
DFU SONGS | 6-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on Sunday, June 19, 2005 4:56:06 PM by doug from upland

Bringing this one back from the archives for Father’s Day (had to find new MIDI; hope this one tracks okay)

MIDI - TEENAGER IN LOVE - http://lisawebworld1.tripod.com/midi.html (scroll down to the 50s)

It’s really not my fault ‘cause
Our parents we can’t choose
But I have made a plan and
I don’t have much to lose
Each day I find a world that’s gone mad
I’m hoping Webster Hubbell’s really my dad

The man whom I’ve called daddy
Is quite a loony tune
And if he gets his way
He’ll rape four in June
Each day I find a world that’s gone mad
I’m hoping Webster Hubbell’s really my dad

I’m scraping the rugs…I’ll find his DNA
I’ll take it to a lab and see what they will say

Although Web had ripped off some folks
And he did some prison time
He’s not bought off by the Chinese
He is not a traitor slime
Each day I find a world that’s gone mad
I’m hoping Webster Hubbell’s really my dad

I’m scraping the rugs…I’ll find his DNA
I’ll take it to a lab and see what they will say

To see the tabloids I get sick
Penis this and penis that
I dread the day that I will read
He assaulted Socks my cat
Each day I find a world that’s gone mad
I’m hoping Webster Hubbell’s really my dad
I’m hoping Webster Hubbell’s really my dad
I’m hoping Webster Hubbell’s really my dad

[donna]

Chelsea, here’s one. Who said this about another young girl:

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”

[FormerACLUmember]

Nothing $700,000 worth of massive plastic surgery can't help.

[hinckley buzzard]

Maybe Chelsea would like to share any one of several pictures of her being poured drunkenly into the vomitous back seat of a British limo back when she was a slimeball student in UK.

[unkus]

I never heard Rush say anything unkind about Chelsea.

[The Cajun]

Hey Chels, how many women did your dad attack, just asking.

[re_nortex]

"Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?" he [Limbaugh] said, holding up a picture of a teenage Clinton.

That tale concerning Rush Limbaugh an urban myth. It goes right up there with the NOPOPE legend of RMS Titanic and Captain Kangaroo saving Lee Marvin's life while in the Marine Corps.

Reuters, an ultra-left outfit, routinely practices shoddy journalism to play so fast and loose with the truth. Had they done even a modicum of research, they would have corrected Chelsea Clinton's lie.

[Vince Ferrer]

Another thing you two have in common, your 15 minutes of fame are over, and now you are has-beens at 30. We’ve moved on to the next circus, the Martin/Zimmerman show.

[Ms Mable]

Dear Chelsea, which was more devastating?

1. House dog?”he said, holding up a picture of a teenage Clinton).

2. Bill Clinton not telling the truth about having sexual relations w/ Monica and your mommy just looking the other way. (Wow... that’s got to be an esteem builder for a very young girl, right?)

[FlingWingFlyer]

The Clintons are all loonies. Slick Willie remembers all of the black churches burning in Arkansas when he was a little kid. Geeesh! Those bozos all have one hell of an imagination.

[chris37]

Chelsea who?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

You can read a very detailed and thoroughly researched analysis of the "incident" here.

[a fool in paradise]

Hey Chelsea, your dad is a slut.

[Islander7]

She feel so special!

[Shadowstrike]

Rush is/was right.

Actually that was insulting Dogs. Mine look better than she did.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

sheesh these tough, independent feminist women sure get hurt easily (snicker)

[ejonesie22]

Web’s daughter sure is fiesty...