Posted on 03/22/2012 8:27:42 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I guess the censors here didn’t approve of my reply to you, perhaps because it included O-dungheap showing his respect (I cannot fathom why since they were mostly captured from TV)...
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/obama-finger-pointing.jpg
Obumbler’s “welcoming committee” weren’t allowed within 15 miles of the Jackass-in-Chief. It was only his loyal mind-numbed sheep who got invitations.
I don’t know if they are made in Bryant, Ohio...It is surprising to see things american made thou
Sheesh, what took them that long?
/mega sarc
I'm beginning to think that all the really competent War Room guys have bailed on The 0. (Probably wanted to beat the rush for the new digs in a place that doesn't extradite.)
They can't even get a decent Slander-Into-Silence campaign off the ground anymore.
You are insulting Train Wrecks... :-)
The Earthquake was...BUSH's Fault according to Barry!!
Did FL's CONSERVATIVE GOVERENCE (?) come with the weather??
Yesterday, on Fox business it was said that GE chief Imelt (sp?) is endorsing Romney secretely.
LOL
Not only are the rats leaving, but the Really Big Deal rats are starting to hedge their bets.
I wonder what the bailout rate is going to look like by August?
I’m so disappointed in John Elway for bringing Peyton Manning to Denver and trading Tim Tebow to the Jets. I’ve always liked Peyton, but he’s 36 now and coming off a severe neck injury that made him miss the whole 2010 season. Tim, on the other hand, is young, healthy, and shows signs that he will become a truly great QB in the future.
I think Elway is going to regret this.
Mark Steyn tomorrow—yay!
Wooo-hooo!!! Steyntime tomorrow!!!!
First Broncos game I saw was the one when they took their hideous old uniforms out to the 50-yard line at halftime and burned ‘em. (It’s been so long I don’t really remember the exact year.....)
I’ve followed the Broncos (and sometimes bled and cried over ‘em) ever since.
This deal with Tebow......
Well, I’m just going to have to sit and chew on this one for a bit.
Most of the appeal for me over the years is that the Bronco players and coaches were really still just enjoying themselves at playing a game which also paid ‘em a good living.
Tebow might not have been a storybook quarterback, but he did seem to have that same spirit.
Now, it’s all just a business; spirit and love of the game are for suckers.
I’ll keep that thought in mind.
I didn’t know they burned their uniforms! Must have been before I started following them in 1985. I do remember The Drive: I and everyone else on my street ran outside and screamed and did victory dances after the Broncos scored. I’ve always liked John Elway, but I really disagree with this QB swap. I guess I’ll have to wait and see how Manning does, and how Tebow does, like everyone else.
What playing time will Tebow get backing up the great Mark Sanchez? (USC Trojan)
OK its saturday night and I’m right now listening to the podcast of thursday’s show. I love this podcast now on my ipod. You can actually hear the fax machines going off in the background. Cool.
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