Posted on 03/15/2012 12:02:20 PM PDT by forbushalltheway
Did I miss the deadline for alternative opinions on Sandra Fluke?
What with liberal women constantly talking about their vaginas suddenly pretending to be offended by the word "slut," and conservatives pretending to be as pussified as liberals about the nasty names they've been called, I never got an answer to the most pressing question about Sandra Fluke: Who are you again?
Was Fluke dragged out of obscurity after the women of America took a vote and chose her as our spokeswoman? Please, Sandra, we know how deeply private, publicity-shy and terribly busy with law school you are, but we need you to speak for us!
I don't think that happened. Rather, Fluke is the latest in a long line of my absolute favorite liberal typology: hysterical drama queens.
From Murphy Brown to the Jersey Girls, Cindy Sheehan, Joe Wilson and the New School's Jean Rohe, these fantasists inject themselves into a boiling-hot public debate and then claim victim status when anyone criticizes them.
At least since I've been keeping score, liberals had their first brush with the dark night of fascism in 1992, when Dan Quayle said of a fictional TV character: "It doesn't help matters when prime-time TV has Murphy Brown ... mocking the importance of fathers by bearing a child alone and calling it just another lifestyle choice."
Suddenly, it was 1939 Germany and multimillionaire Hollywood elites were the Jews.
At the Emmy Awards ceremony that year, the creator of "Murphy Brown," Diane English, took the occasion to say: "I would like to thank our sponsors for hanging in there when it was getting really dangerous."
(Excerpt) Read more at humanevents.com ...
Nah! My ex-wife is 50. THAT is an old American slut!
BTW, what does Joe Wilson have to do with the price of condoms or birth control in America???
Fluke and Coulter. One Slut For Socialism. One Slut for RINOism.
Wonder what Sandra’s definition of a slut is?
I've been led to believe she is a ^@#$%&* that *&^%$#@!@# and ^$&^*&+@$#%^ whenever she *@#&^$%^&* because of her ^%&*@!+^% or &*$!@~^(+&^%&**%, otherwise she's just a ~!@#$%^&*+*&% ^%$&+@#!%$^&&$* or &+*&%^$#@!%$^ at best.
Some chick that can probably shoot ping-pong balls out of her hoo-ha, while sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.
Fluke is no ‘private citizen’. She is an activist.
Maybe fluke is one of the lady sluts who held ‘slut march’banners up as they marched last year. Yes. They call themselves sluts and they are proud of it.
Fluke Fluke!
Yikes. Slut at 50? Don’t women ever get tired of vamping around, trying to get men to sleep with them?
Sandra looks like a lesbian to me. Lesbians can be sluts, too.
But she tried to steal my pen when I had her sign these books!
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