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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Friday, March 9, 2012
The EiB Network ^ | 03/09/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 03/09/2012 8:16:37 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the E


TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: lightbulb; rushlimbaugh; rushlive; talkradio
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To: sloop

You should call Rush and say that!


101 posted on 03/09/2012 10:50:15 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

I forgot to tell you about the one funny incident in yesterday’s dental torture session.

Since I was there for so long, the assistant had given me control of the TV remote in the room so I turned on Fox News.

I was expecting either her or the dentist to object at some point, since I didn’t know their politics, but they appeared to be oblivious of what was on the TV. At one point, though, Nancy Pelosi appeared and when her name came up the dentist looked up from what he was doing to groan, “Is that woman still alive?”


102 posted on 03/09/2012 10:50:18 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

Anybody catch the “diet” this caller is speaking off...the opposite of how the govt. tells folks to eat? Never heard of it so I just wondered what the story is on this


103 posted on 03/09/2012 10:54:21 AM PST by 4everontheRight (And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

It’s surprising how many people are conservatives that you wouldn’t expect.

Just last week I had a contractor out for an estimate to rebuild the garage
door and as soon as he saw the bumper stickers on the Suburban he loosened
up and became very familiar. Turns out we went to the same Tea
Parties on The Hill.


104 posted on 03/09/2012 10:58:57 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Isn’t that cool! Yes, they’re out there, usually just looking for a clue from us or some encouragement to speak up.


105 posted on 03/09/2012 11:01:57 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

here the plumber and I was jawin about Obama and whatever...I’m bein ginger cause he is a plumber, just sayin.....and surprise...we agree on most things....as I was turnin to return to my golf clubs , he adds....you know that 9/11 was an inside job right,.... crap.


106 posted on 03/09/2012 11:02:37 AM PST by advertising guy (Sarah just jumped..........game on boys.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I’m still in shock over the Western Psych shooting yesterday.

24 hours later and they STILL have not identified the gunman.

Lemme guess....Mohammed Mohammed Hussein Abu Jihad Kaboom Mohammed Mohammed?
107 posted on 03/09/2012 11:02:37 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

I actually never considered that. I guess we’ll have to find out eventually.


108 posted on 03/09/2012 11:06:34 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks; alice_in_bubbaland; gov_bean_ counter
Can’t they just stop growing up?...........It’s happening too fast!

You think THIS is something, just wait until the grandkids start sprouting up.

Our youngest (of 9 kids) seems to have been a newborn only a couple of months ago, but we just got pictures last night of the little chick RUNNING around the house. (She's all of ten months old now and apparently went from crawl to first steps to wind sprints in the last two weeks.)

The eldest......Sheesh, the guy is bigger than I am.

109 posted on 03/09/2012 11:07:39 AM PST by Unrepentant VN Vet ((316 and a wakeup) Truth, I know, always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition.)
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To: advertising guy

I would have kicked him out on the spot.


110 posted on 03/09/2012 11:07:54 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: advertising guy

Had a practice on tuesday for my daughter’s soccer team and one of the mom’s wanted to talk about voting. Had no idea what was going to happen next. She said that she voted for Santorum. I said good, i did too. Then one of the girls said, “Yeah, cause we do NOT want Obama to win again.” To which another girl on the team yells, “NO MORE OBAMA!” I was dying laughing after that.


111 posted on 03/09/2012 11:12:41 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

ROTFLOL!


112 posted on 03/09/2012 11:14:08 AM PST by Jemian
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To: All
more car bailouts - for france

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/03/an-american-auto-bailout-for-france/

Attention U.S. taxpayers: You now own a piece of a French car company that is drowning in red ink.

That’s right. In a move little noticed outside of the business pages, General Motors last week bought more than $400 million in shares of PSA Peugeot Citroen – a 7 percent stake in the company.

Because U.S. taxpayers still own roughly one-quarter of GM, they now own a piece of Peugeot.

...

In other words, General Motors essentially just dumped more than $400 million of taxpayer assets on junk bonds.

113 posted on 03/09/2012 11:16:18 AM PST by sloop (don't touch my junk)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

On phone here with FIOS TV tech rep from the Burgh. Two hours and TV still not working.


114 posted on 03/09/2012 11:17:11 AM PST by AGreatPer (Obama has NEVER given a speech where he did not lie!!!)
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To: All
You ALL have to read the comments on FB from the good people of Dayton Ohio in regards to Obama traveling to UD to watch a bball game!!! ROFLMAO!!!! http://www.facebook.com/whiotv
115 posted on 03/09/2012 11:18:24 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: AGreatPer

Oh, noes.

Hope they get you fixed up before Judge Judy comes on. ;-)


116 posted on 03/09/2012 11:18:53 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: Eagle of Liberty

Ah yes. America’s cucumbers and bananas queen.


117 posted on 03/09/2012 11:32:17 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I have it on good authority that the first time Mitt saw grits he said no thanks, I have someone do my hair.

All grinned


118 posted on 03/09/2012 11:32:25 AM PST by advertising guy (Sarah just jumped..........game on boys.)
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Dang it. Did that last caller say what company he is with that manufactures the light bulbs?


119 posted on 03/09/2012 11:58:08 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Enterprise

Caller said general service [light bulb] outlawed; rough service available but needed to be redesigned;

selling at

http://www.newcandescent.com/

15W- to 1000W

Rush said this company is a new SPONSOR.


120 posted on 03/09/2012 12:00:20 PM PST by thouworm (.)
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