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Courthouse Partially Evacuated for Coconut
The Frederick News Post ^
| 3/7/2012
| Staff Reports
Posted on 03/07/2012 10:01:31 AM PST by RetroSexual
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This failing newspaper does not moderate the comments on it's website. They don't even edit their stories. Comments should be rather entertaining!
To: RetroSexual
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:03:30 AM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: RetroSexual
At the request of the coconut or because of the coconut?
To: RetroSexual
I hope they put the lime in the coconut
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:05:12 AM PST
by
bigbob
To: RetroSexual
In Miami they have santeria and voodoo sacrifices outside the courthouse. Terps are amateurs.
5
posted on
03/07/2012 10:06:02 AM PST
by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: RetroSexual
I hope they don’t start outlawing coconuts because of this.
Because when coconuts are outlawed, only outlaws will have coconuts.
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:06:20 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
To: RetroSexual
Undocumented migrating coconut!
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:08:02 AM PST
by
tumblindice
(Baby made boom boom)
To: RetroSexual
Hey. Them killer coconuts can be deadly.
I'm series.
Remember when they removed all the
coconuts in India lest one of them should fall on Bambi's punkin?
To: RetroSexual
I would have thought they’d call the Palm Squad.
9
posted on
03/07/2012 10:09:21 AM PST
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: RetroSexual
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:09:21 AM PST
by
Raycpa
To: RetroSexual
Was it delivered by a sparrow?
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:11:16 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1142 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: RetroSexual
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:14:12 AM PST
by
silverleaf
(Funny how all the people who are for abortion are already born)
To: silverleaf
HAHAHAHA
I had to steal that one. Priceless!
To: RetroSexual
WHAT IS THAT?
14
posted on
03/07/2012 10:22:20 AM PST
by
PeaceBeWithYou
(De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afghanistan and Iraq))
To: Raycpa
Call the doctor, wake him up.
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:28:16 AM PST
by
PeaceBeWithYou
(De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afghanistan and Iraq))
To: RetroSexual
Somebody has watched Swiss Family Robinson too many times.
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:32:40 AM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
To: RetroSexual
Anonymous Call: “You’ve got a live-a-ly bomb of coconut...”
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:39:08 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Lyin' King)
To: RetroSexual
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:40:35 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: RetroSexual
So far...
Funniest posts, ever.
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:44:52 AM PST
by
Crcl1
To: RetroSexual
It was carried there and dropped off by an African swallow.
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posted on
03/07/2012 10:48:15 AM PST
by
rfp1234
(RFP's Law: Whoever blames Bush first shall lose the argument.)
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