Posted on 03/07/2012 9:04:37 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
How do you use it as a phone?
Well, it seems to be exactly what I need.
Oh I know...but Hume was practically oozing Noot hate; Juan Williams goes in circles; and Rove...well, I think he was hacking into the Cayahoga County election HQ to give Romney the needed votes at the end.
Drudge siren alert!!! Tape of Obama to be released on Hannity tonight!!!
It runs 4G and so I insert my SIM card and I should be good to go. If I’ve misunderstood, I can always use skype.
Fraud occurs on BOTH sides of the aisle...
I haven’t watched Hannity in a long time, but I may make an exception.
Let me know if it works. I know Skype works but it’s annoying ;o)
OT
Any kitty trainers??? I got new kitten — 5 wks old.
Can’t get her to use the litter box or go outside. I have had cats before but never had this problem.
I have tried putting her in a confined space (bathroom), and putting the litter box in her favorite “accident” spots.
Have had to give her meds with eye dropper so she now hates me and runs when I try to pick her up
Before the meds, she was a little lover. (mother was friend’s barn cat, so she is letting her wild side show)
You’re thinking of Joe Walsh. He slept in his office.
Hume is in the bag for Romney, he lost all his credibility as far as I’m concerned.
turds stink....someone has to say it
That’s a FANTASTIC REPLY, Breto!!
I wonder what 0bama was protesting at Harvard?
Seems a little early to release it.
Kitty help needed on post 149.
Caddel is in a mid sentence conversation w/ Hume when Brett says this just in Ohio goes to Romney....Caddel breathes out loud and says” praise God ...me and Hume can breath now....great news”
Neither do I, yet tonight I will!
correction — kitten is 5 months old
The one thing I don’t understand is why you can’t transfer iTunes from the iPad to an iPod.
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