Posted on 02/24/2012 8:01:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
yes Obama been laudin' our enemy.
Specter is, and always has been, a pathetic loser who is so desperate for attention, he’ll do whatever it takes. Snarlin’ Arlen can’t stand the thought that someone endorsed him because he promised to be conservative.
Last thing Rush said before he closed the show and went to vote was “Santorum is the only one who had no flaws” or something to that affect.
Rudy is really good at that.
Have to admit Rush does keep us all guessing. Guess that is his job at this point in the election. It keeps ratings up.
Amen.
FWIW, in this humble Pennsylvanian’s opinion, his WHOLE career has been on long quid pro quo. Remember, he was the one who argued the “Magic Bullet” on the Warren Commission.
Oh that is right.
And it’s not Partial Birth or Botch abortion, it’s post birth abortion or murder.
I was wondering what Snarlin’ Arlin’s been up to in retirement. I heard he was tring stand-up comedy, but I thought he did that throughout his career in the Senate?
Hail 6502!
Listen to Dear Leader speak of the “burden” of a child who survived abortion (bringing in another doctor to do the killing) just made me feel like i need to throw up.
So horrifically glib he was in his discussion.
Thanks, working great.
Why isn’t Newt surging in the polls?
He was the only one on the stage Wednesday night that showed he had a solid grasp of governance and showed he was steadfast but true to our beliefs
Mitt and Ricky looked like political hacks and punks.
Even Paul eclipsed them despite his wacko foreign policy views.
Oh, but he's a "Christian" don't ya know. Why, Marxism is right out of Scripture. If you don't believe it just ask him.
Wanna bet HE called CNN, Smerconish, et al? He NEEDS the attention.
He’s probably loving that Rick Santorum’s good deed toward him is hurting Santorum now. Arlen is the gift that keeps on giving.
“I blame the general public for being that stupid and easily (mis)led.”
Agree. Truly alarming! Downright frightening, in fact.
And both parties lull the public deeper into their coma by reassuring them what’s happening is just normal everyday push-and-pull politics.
Not a single conservative leader has the courage to penetrate the fog of mass hypnosis.
Actually it is, in Black (whatever/insert your mark here) Liberation Theology like the Rev Wright preached.
I think the Sandinistas started the liberation theology to pimp their marxist ways via religion. They would go so far as to place a Sandinista soldier on a cross.
“Freaking Pond Scum”
And Now, Obumma blaming Republicans for a headline that the liberal newspapers went around writing.
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