Woman Arrested For Allegedly Soliciting A Hitman To Kill Anyone Over 12 Years Old Wearing Fur

Business Insider ^ | 22 FEB 12 | Michael Brendan Dougherty

[DCBryan1]

Meredith Lowell of Cleveland Heights was arrested for allegedly soliciting a hitman to kill any adult who walked out of the local public library and was wearing fur, according to CBS News.

Lowell allegedly included these details in an email to an undercover FBI agent who contacted her: "I am paying you $730 to kill one person wearing fur who is 12 or older - hopefully at least 14 years, however 12 years old or older is fine. I want them to be dead in under two minutes"

[DCBryan1]

Way to go Ohio:

Meredith Lowell

[unixfox]

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[Flycatcher]

What beautiful bugeyes...

[circlecity]

People who do these things used to be called lunatics. Now we call them progressives.

[headstamp 2]

Ah those “true believer” eyes.

[SpaceBar]

Oooh, she's a keeper.

[ryan71]

She has “lefty” written all over her face.

[jazusamo]

The thousand yard stare. Wonder if they’ll feed her vegan meals in the looney bin.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I’m sure public libraries in Cleveland are just packed with women wearing fur these days /sarc

[DCBryan1]

She told the undercover agent in the emails that she wanted to be on site when the slaying took place so she could distribute "papers" afterward, the affidavit says. Her hope was to be arrested so she could call attention to her beliefs and to get out of the home she shared with her parents and brothers who eat meat and eggs. They also use fur, leather and wool, investigators said.

Reprinted emails also say Lowell wrote that she sees nothing wrong with "liberating" animals from fur factory farms and laboratories since "soldiers liberated people from Nazi camps in World War 2."

[ryan71]

Future first lady of the US.

[nagdt]

Wouldn’t it be grand to parade around in front of her with my beautiful mink! LOL. Maybe put my mink hat on her little head and tell her the little mink that wore the fur first would want her to be warm.

[SamAdams76]

Hope and change has been replaced by dope and strange.

[NavyCanDo]

Did Marty Feldman have a sister?

[Sloth]

GUILTY.

And $730 for a hit? Seriously?

[Radagast the Fool]

Tin soldiers and Lowell’s coming
we’re finally on our own
this summer I hear them drumming
4 dead in Ohio!
(sorry, couldn’t resist!)

[max americana]

“kill any adult who walked out of the local public library and was wearing fur,”

And how many people wear fur coats and go to the library?

[throwback]

What was that story I read about elevating the earth above the value of humans...let’s see...something about evil and fake theology? Oh never mind, that guy was nuts.

[MichaelCorleone]

Not to worry Meredith - your heart was in the right place and that makes you immune from laws that protect regular Americans from things like attempted murder. Holder’s DOJ will see to it you walk.