Bangkok bomber blows off his own legs [can't get good help anymore]

UK Daily Mail Online ^ | 2/14/2011 | lee Moran

[VA Voter]

A bungling Iranian bomber blew off his own legs when he hurled a grenade at Thai police outside a Bangkok school - which bounced off a tree and then exploded at his feet. It came after he had blown up his own home and then hurled a grenade at a taxi driver who would not accept him as a passenger, the Bangkok Post reports.

Police allegedly found an Iranian ID card in a satchel close to the blast in the Thai capital, and unconfirmed reports suggest he is called Saeid Moradi. Four people, three men and one woman, were injured in the explosions which come the day after Israeli diplomats were targeted in simultaneous car bombings, also believed to have been carried out by Iran. It is not yet known if yesterday's and today's attacks are linked - but Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesman Yigal Palmor said: 'We can't rule out any possibility.'

[VA Voter]

What’s the matter, you have a foot fedish or something?

[GreenHornet]

A bungling Iranian bomber blew off his own legs when he hurled a grenade at Thai police outside a Bangkok school - which bounced off a tree and then exploded at his feet.

When asked to comment, legendary Hollywood film star Wiley E. Coyote had this to say: "Been there."

[Lando Lincoln]

Bounced off a tree and landed at his feet? That has happened to me on the golf course. Never with a hand grenade, tho.

[Marguerite]

Bangkok bomber blows off his own legs

We’ve got a Darwin Award winner!

[Army Air Corps]

It is important for one to put one’s best foot forward lest one place one’s foot in one’s mouth.

[VA Voter]

I doubt there’s enough left to fulfill that feat.

[Ramius]

Anybody ever see the movie “Four Lions”?

Hilarious...

[Ramius]

http://youtu.be/AytM_YjWyhU

[VA Voter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xMkVbpHsDw

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Now don’t be selling him short.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Do your rollin’ instead a strollin’!
Get off a dem rubber heels, and onta some rubber wheels!

[Night Hides Not]

Joe Biden was quoted as saying: "Stand up, Saeid!"

Look at the bright side, Saeid: it'll be easier to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

[Army Air Corps]

Well, he will no longer be able to take it in stride or hop in the good foot...

[Night Hides Not]

It came after he had blown up his own home and then hurled a grenade at a taxi driver who would not accept him as a passenger, the Bangkok Post reports.

Somehow I think State Farm Insurance will view his insurance claim in a less than positive vein.

[VA Voter]

You mean the song: “four foot two, eyes of blue.”

[Ramius]

Uh... sorry... I don’t quite follow...?

[VA Voter]

DANNY & THE JUNIORS-AT THE HOP 2:37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwCGW58DTE4

[VA Voter]

It was weak. What can I say.

[Mr. Lucky]

Look, I’m just working hard to get a leg up on the competition; OK?

[Ramius]

LOL. Fair enough. I thought it was me. :-)