Posted on 02/03/2012 8:33:30 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
looks like the puppet from the saw movies
I’m workin w/ computer whiz bangs to film it and do a live web feed of each shot
for most it is a keepsake for others it is proof to the misses they really went to golf....lmao
LOL! Even though I am for Newt and Calista, that is funny.
Because Michael Jackson is dead?
I have not seen Dolly in a long time, but I have noticed that plastic surgery has become almost a parody of itself, looking at celebrities.
Pace Salsa will repatriate a salsa made in New York City back to Texas each time Eli makes a touchdown, Superbowl bump!
Well, actually, you are rather low on the relevancy scale yourself. I would not usually bother to post to a non relevant person such as yourself, however, since you are most non relevent, i see the irrelevancy in posting to your non relevant post, to remind you that you are in fact, non relevant.
That is a hoot.
I’m torn—the office mate is having a major blow-up with a sales director on the phone.
Listen to Rush . . . listen to the fight . . .
I’ve found that during this election season, regardless of who you support, it’s best to have a sense of humor about them, as well as the other candidates. lol. It keeps your mind from wandering to that damp, dark place of “We fought the past four years for this????”.
good point - sloop’s not a ‘details’ guy
LMAO
I’d vote fight; solely because you can always replay Rush. lol.
It’s Super Bowl Friday!
LOL!!! Perfect!
That’s Relevant!
This is why. Many of us enjoyed and trusted Rush for years for good vetted information. He was the voice for conservatism in America. Now he is lazy and irresponible. I give him my money and my ear. Now he is a coward. The only reason he does not endorse is he wants to see who is going to win, and then jump in and so, I knew it all along. Give me a break. Follow him long enough, as I did, and you will see. I jump on because he needs to be exposed. He is not a serious man anymore, he is a entertainer. If that is what you want then enjoy him, but don’t give him credit for being a serious political analyist, he is not.
Just read that Rush, terrible. Thought about sending them a check. Glad I didn’t.
wait.I know you !...you are that guy who sticks one thumb in your mouth and one thumb in your butt and switches every so aften
yep, I never forget an irrelevant
I thought he was the guy who had his navel replaced with glass because he was tired of bumping into furniture and walls.
I rest my case. Another serious man who follows Rush. Go be entertained my friend.
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