Posted on 02/01/2012 8:20:32 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks. I don’t come to this thread often, just when I miss Rush on the radio. Now I’ll know what to expect.
Why do you spell it "noot" instead of "Newt"?
Thank you!
Why was it so hard that she couldn’t say that herself 3 hours ago?
its not an excuse (because i really am a jerk), but the reason
this week we have had all the noot supporters accusing rush and ANYONE and EVERYONE that any examination of noot equals support for romney
its a lie - romney is not my choice - nor is noot
noot has some BIG flaws - i might have to support him, but i will not lie to myself about what noot is
and it does NO good for noot that these wackjobs use diversion instead of readily admitting that noot is far from ideal
we have had 3 years and here we are - people telling us it had to be noot or romney - neither have the mind of a conservative - its frustrating and angering
you live in delusion - where answers are not answers
where lies are fact, despite all evidence
you are a humiliation to the right
please stay away from the msncb cameras
and stop flirting with me - i am not available
Good luck with the interview!
Uhmm.........better look in the mirror if you want to see thin skin. All I did was ask a question. That’s not slinging arrows.
You mean, "to anger whackjobz" and "uh oh" was your answer to my query, "Why do you spell it 'noot' instead of 'Newt'?"
I'm sorry -- I guess I'm not quite sophisticated enough to get the nuance of "to anger whackjobz .... uh oh."
Please, most sincerely please, indulge me in a more clearly written post. Explain it to me as if I was a child:
Why do you spell it "newt" instead of "Newt"?
Why do you spell it "noot" instead of "Newt"?
i won't generalize that all noot supporters are the same
is it my charm that attracts you to me?
rush did not endorse noot
but instead of focusing on your diversions, lies and delusion - lets obsess over how i spell noot
something simpletons like you can understand
You allude to my saying Rush endorsed Newt. I did??? Gosh ... and you kindly even went to the trouble of providing a link to "prove" me a liar for ... something I didn't say? Really, I apologize -- I must be very slow indeed -- PLEASE enlighten me.
And I still don't know why you spell it "noot" instead of "Newt." It's kind of funny, because you've expended more effort telling me that "to anger whackjobz ... uh oh" was your answer, than the effort it would have taken to make yourself more clearly understood as to why you spell it "noot" instead of "Newt."
Please excuse my dull and slow mind -- like I say, these newfangled nuances go over my head. I know it's asking an awful lot, but I do so hope you'll be kind enough to have patience and indulge me -- maybe the best thing to do would be to just start over from scratch. Maybe you could just try again, just to indulge an old FReeper -- why do you spell it "noot" instead of "Newt"?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .... I am a little slow, I admit ... but it's starting to dawn on me. Does the question make you uncomfortable? Are you uncomfortable explaining to me in plain, simple (and one would hope, properly punctuated and capitalized) English, why you spell it "noot" instead of "Newt"?
The same reason I call Geraldo, Whorealdo; Huckabee - Huckabilly, pHuckabee, Huckleberry, etc.; Ron P. Reagan, Prescott, Obama - Obummer.
Wow. I keep forgetting that those who have no reading comprehension are also incapable of picking up on sarcasm.
First of all, you assume that I stay on this thread 24/7, which is a faulty assumption.
Secondly, solely because I came around to see part of the Levin thread, I actually saw pings to me and I did answer your ridiculous question. But I’ll gladly answer it again.
Because I don’t like him. Since that it isn’t sufficient enough for you, I’ll gladly spell it out further for you. Because he sits on the couch with Nancy Pelosi. Because he holds hands with John Kerry promoting Globull warming. Because he writes things like the Constitution needs to be completely revamped. Because he thinks that it’s the government’s job to find me a job. Because he supported an individual mandate. Because he endorsed DeDe Scozzafava. Because he attacks from the left, rather than from the right. Because he whines that Mitt has more money than him, as if that’s everyone else’s fault but his own. Because he thinks illegal immigrants aren’t breaking the law if they are grandparents. Because he has the thinnest skin of any political candidate I’ve ever seen. Because he FAILED at impeachment and allowed the liberals to set the discourse, as if it were merely about sex and not about perjury.
I could go on, but I certainly hope you get the picture now.
Next time, come on when Rush is actually on, dumbass, and ask the question. I’ll gladly answer. I’m not now, nor have I ever been shy.
I do, though, have a life outside of FreeRepublic, for which I am grateful, since morons like you have become run of the mill lately.
Why engage Stasi Boy? He’s just trying to get you to say something negative about Newt so he can get a wet dream and report you to JR.
It’s more fun getting him to waste his time writing whiney paragraphs over one word and punctuation.
i was doing penitence for my second mistake in life - where i said you claimed rush endorsed noot - that was a silly lie, exactly like your lie about rush endorsing myth
i learned to do penitence from your god - the one that screwed around on his wives and put their health at risk - because he was horny - fair trade - marianne should not mind having cervical cancer because noot wanted sex
anyway, i did not think my mistake rose to that level so i won't pretend to convert to another religion to convince the public - now i understand that breaking a sacred vow to your spouse is no big deal and what's a little cancer for the wife as long as you get what you want - maybe she deserved cancer - at least that is where you are coming from - and boy howdee i bet your hubby has a great time with the chicks
it also explains why you are flirting with me - but again i’ll have to refuse your advances - don't want to endanger my spouse's health
pffft - breaking sacred vows repeatedly tell us nothing about character - and he will probably not lie to us or world leaders - just those he makes vows to before god
i understand at one time people could buy indulgences from the catholic church - maybe that is why he picked it - he can pay from it with the money he scammed from freddie and fannie - you know them - they were used to crash the economy - that freddie and fannie - where franklin raines and jamie gorelick cooked the books - guess noot wanted in on that action since he can only cash government checks
its a shame noot does not use his scammed money to pay for a program to ‘instill a work ethic’ in people - he never seems to have a big idea ‘solution’ though that involves his money - he loves that tax payer money to fund programs every bit as much as a democrap (there is another spelling for you to obsess over and use to divert from your lies)
i wonder how many hail marys noot will do to pay for his huge carbon footprint - he must be conflicted about flying around to get elected - he is harming his mother earth goddess - i know - like you, he will justify it in his head by implementing another ‘solution’ to tax everyone else - maybe a carbon tax - that would justify his hypocrisy
good times, ay? our precious time together diverting from fact and obsessing over spelling - problem is, as a troll you are not that good - but take notes on my posts you'll be up to speed in no time
ever yours
your sloopie ookemz
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