Posted on 01/31/2012 8:22:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I’d vote for Emo Phillips first
Coffee = natures battery water
LOL - Emo isn’t bad.
You ever listened to Tim Wilson?
Obama is gonna turn that resume over to the IRS. She got negative with the Messiah.
eeeee, I just posted a great big Barbara Streisand on the wrong thread in response to Rush playing the Obama soundbite. I am totally fuming. The _resident is CLUELESS. Sure the unemployment rate for semiconductor engineers is at a “full employment” 5%. Jobs that are GONE don’t show in the unemployment rate. Unemployed engineers with no hope to get a job in their field DON’T COUNT in the unemployment rate. Someone posted the number of fabs that have closed in CONUS and it is grim. A white 50’s something engineer doesn’t have a prayer. The H1B program should be INDEFINITELY SUSPENDED.
The lady should be very careful ..... that job may be out of this country. obama has his quota to fill, ya know.....
heard em all...some I’m embarrased about....wait.....ok not that embarrased
Emo needs bail money at 2 am and no way to get it....his one phone call he calls his sister
she says where am I gonna get 1500 dollars at this hour
Emo says.........the base is open
click.
Good afternoon and megaRushHoldsHisCardsCloseToTheVestdittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
Ya get braggin’ rights.
Muslums started outsourcing jobs 3900 years ago in Philadelphia
just another Obama factoid he hasn’t made up yet.
I get that, he hates to talk about himself then talks about himself for the next hour.
Oh good grief.
I will tell ZERO to start looking for a job, maybe vacation planner.
you get one free w/ a Grecian Formula purchase
“Boy it should would be helpful for me....” because I’m too lazy to think for myself.
There you go, Rush “not voting for 0bama”!
He must be in the bag for Romney!
More lifelike and emotive than the real thing.
So Rush doesn’t care if it is Romney or Gingrich he will support either equally. That whole rant about the establishment vs the Tea Party is nothing more than platitudes and not willing to do anything about it. Now we know.
Pray for America
Hi Biggirl, hows CT? Why is the UConn women’s basketball team #3? They having a bad season?
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