Posted on 01/31/2012 8:22:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yes...I am hearing it on the other side of the country...it’s a national buy...
LOL. I don’t support open marriage. I’m saying people fall out of love, or grow up, or drastically change, or their spouse makes them miserable, were immature or who knows.... I’m not their Judge and jury. It’s their peace to make with their God. None of my business.
That marriage is between a man and a woman.
So why not get a divorce, if you’re so miserable? It is possible to get a divorce before starting another relationship when you are married.
No, no, no...'Winning Our Future'...'Wining THE Future' is the other guy...remember Sarah's 'WTF?' comment..?
It is NOT hard to figure out why Rush will NOT endorse. Read the following:
Wednesday, 11/8/2006 RUSH: I Feel Liberated (from having to constantly come in here every day and try to buck up a bunch of people who dont deserve it, to try to carry the water and make excuses for people who dont deserve it.)
Heres Rush beginning approximately at the top of the third hour monologue
Now, I mentioned to you at the conclusion of the previous hour that people having been asking me how I feel all night long. I got, Boy, Rush, I wouldnt want to be you tomorrow! Boy, I wouldnt want to have to do your show! Oh-ho. Im so glad Im not you. Well, folks, I love being me. (I cant be anybody else, so Im stuck with it.) The way I feel is this: I feel liberated, and Im going to tell you as plainly as I can why. I no longer am going to have to carry the water for people who I dont think deserve having their water carried. Now, you might say, Well, why have you been doing it? Because the stakes are high! Even though the Republican Party let us down, to me they represent a far better future for my beliefs and therefore the countrys than the Democrat Party and liberalism does.
I believe my side is worthy of victory, and I believe its much easier to reform things that are going wrong on my side from a position of strength. Now Im liberated from having to constantly come in here every day and try to buck up a bunch of people who dont deserve it, to try to carry the water and make excuses for people who dont deserve it.
I did not want to sit here and participate, willingly, in the victory of the libs, in the victory of the Democrat Party by sabotaging my own. But now with what has happened yesterday and today, it is an entirely liberating thing. If those in our party who are going to carry the day in the future both in Congress and the administration are going to choose a different path than what most of us believe, then thats liberating. I dont say this with any animosity about anybody, and I dont mean to make this too personal.
Im not trying to tell you that this is about me. Im just answering questions that Ive had from people about how I feel.
There have been a bunch of things going on in Congress, some of this legislation coming out of there that I have just cringed at, and it has been difficult coming in here, trying to make the case for it when the people who are supposedly in favor of it cant even make the case themselves and to have to come in here and try to do their jobs.
Im a radio guy! I understand what this program has become in America and I understand the leadership position it has. I was doing what I thought best, but at this point, people who dont deserve to have their water carried, or have themselves explained as they would like to say things but somehow arent able to? Im not under that kind of pressure.
Am I making myself clear on this, Mr. Snerdley? (interruption) No, Im not lying. Snerdleys concerned. Ive not lied about anything Ive said. Let me try this a different way. (sigh) Im going to have to think about this. I tried to make it as clear as I can.
Im not going to eat my own, and Im not going to throw my own overboard, particularly in a campaign, and particularly when the country is at war and Im not going to do it for selfish reasons, and Im not going to do it to stand out, and Im not going to do it to be different. Im not going to do it to draw attention from our enemies. Im not going to do anything I do so that the Drive-By Media will like me or think that, Ooooh, Limbaugh has changed! Ooooh, Limbaugh is coming around!
Thats not my thinking. My thinking is: the left doesnt deserve to win. My thinking is: the country is imperiled with liberal victory. We may not have the best people on our side, but theyre better than what we have on the left.”
Here is my problem with that. In a primary there is a CHANCE to advance the cause of Conservatism. Rush is NOT stupid, Surely he knows that Romney is doomed to fail.
So you think people should live in miserable marriages that lack love out of obligation —for the rest of their lives?
so you would not judge a pedophile either, i take it
and have them as your friend
Agreed.
And WHY is it between a man and a woman?
Why does it matter? If the vows are not sacred, or if life is too short to be unhappy, or in a loveless marriage, why is the love between a man and man or a woman and a woman not justified?
I don’t care who Rush votes for, I don’t understand why he is too chicken to tell anyone. btw, I may still vote for Sarah Palin, she might still run. I’d vote for Newt if he gets it. He might put together a cabinet of people much like those who are endorsing him, which are good quality people. I won’t vote for Romney. I support starting a new party to take on both the GOP and Democrat parties if Romney is chosen.
Rush’s last word...SANTUROM. THAT’s who he’s voting for...
Rush just announced
Well, I think we just heard from Rush on who he will vote for on that last note!
You’re so spot on!!
My bad. This whole election cycle has me saying “WTF”. LOL.
Something is definitely off. He doesn’t even have to endorse anyone, but this wide-eyed dumb act is absurd.
So who died and gave you power to 'judge'....
LOL. That was pretty sneaky at the end.
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