Posted on 01/31/2012 8:22:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I can’t believe there are still people who live in such a shell that they expect people to live in marriages that lack love. Life is short...
guess you’d have to ask them
Did they vote for McLame in the primary or the general? I didn’t vote for McLame in the primary; but did in the general, however, I had objections to his “lifestyle choices”. (And his daughter. And his liberal stances.)
Actually, McLame and Gingrich remind me a lot of one another. I wouldn’t support either one in a primary; but in a general, if I’m stuck, then I will swallow my objections and tow the Party line.
I’m not sure. It’s a warm sunny day so it wasn’t weather related. I called in to report the outage and the lady said that about 260 homes were without power but they didn’t yet know the cause. We have lots of construction going on around here so that may have played a part in it.
hpv causes cervical cancer
condoms do not protect against it
with or without love
I haven't been able to listen today, but...
What happened to all the years where Limbaugh railed against the "undecided voter?"
What happened to all the arguments that "moderates" and "independents" were a cop-out, and that people should know their core beliefs by now?
-PJ
I’ve deleted five good ones
i hesitated - believe it or not
odd how chicks are so eager to overlook it
wonder if they feel the same about their hubbies
For a guy who insists he doesn’t like to talk about himself, sometimes he just won’t stop...that’s when I reach for the radio knob.
So that’s why Rush won’t stick his neck out on these elections. He’s afraid of not choosing the winner. “THAT CROWD”? He sounds a bit like Ann Coulter.
NH primary. These women rail on Newt for his 'indiscretions', and justifiably so; but they voted for McCain, and didn't seem to have a problem with his background. I'm going to try to follow the logic next time we cross paths...
Sure - when the flames of the initial passion have died down, why try to move the marriage into a more lasting phase when you can just start over with a new spouse and a new passion - and repeat as necessary?
If I thought perpetual adolescence was a positive quality in a president, I'd have voted for Bill Clinton.
Arts and Tarts......a class and degree offered at The University of IKEA.
McCain was a VietNam vet. Haven’t you heard...
Have multiple sexual partners
Do not know if you had sex with had STIs
Are sexually active at an early age
Use tobacco and alcohol
Have a viral infection such as herpes and are stressed at the same time
Are pregnant
Have a weakened immune system due to an illness or medication
Do you really want a man to stay with your out of obligation? I’d rather he want to stay..not have to stay.
He’s been amazingly boring today. I wonder if his show is going to be this boring until we have a nominee. Phew, I’ll have to listen to Preger.
“So that’s why Rush won’t stick his neck out on these elections. He’s afraid of not choosing the winner. “THAT CROWD”? He sounds a bit like Ann Coulter.”
Dear God....he just told that caller he’s NEVER seen Mitt look sweaty at a debate (funny, I’ve seen it more than once). And now he says he doesn’t think Romney supports abortion—it’s news to him. Rush is NOT that dense. He’s twisting himself into pretzels trying to stay neutral, and I’ve almost reached my limit.
Speak up and commit. Your influence may save the country.
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