John Kerry Breaks Nose Playing Hockey (Purple Heart to be Awarded)

WBZ Boston ^ | January 23, 2012 | CBS Boston

[oldbill]

Senator John Kerry surprised a few people at the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup ceremony at the White House Monday afternoon.

The 68-year-old senator had two black eyes and a swollen nose.

His spokeswoman Whitney Smith told WBZ-TV Kerry broke his nose playing ice hockey recently

[aruanan]

John Kerry Breaks Nose Playing Hockey (Purple Heart to be Awarded)

Dumb puck. He was reliving his defeat by Dubya.

Also, it looks like he received a greater injury now than he did for his Purple Heart. To get that didn't it take just a grain of rice imbedded in his ass from a food dump he was blowing up?

[Tallguy]

I don’t know about claiming another bogus Purple Heart, but Sen. Kerry might just claim to have received this ‘hit’ while playing for the Bruins in the recent “Winter Classic.”

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

As a reminder of what was passed around (much to the bottom-feeding, Rat-Bas-turd, traitor's consternation) during the 04 campaign, as it was FACTUAL, that one of his Purple Hearts (which he finagled after his Commander laughed at him and refused to authorize the issuance thereof) was for a tiny piece of shrapnel he received in his arm (AS A RESULT OF A SELF-INFLICTED WOUND by stoooopidly firing a grenade close to shore) and the treatment thereof, including removing the sliver of shrapnel from our great "Hero's" arm with a pair of tweezers and the medic applying a Band Aid

Here's to you, you phony, POS, who is no "brother" to most of us Nam Vets:

[TangoLimaSierra]

Hell, if my wife beat the crap out of me I’d sure as hell tell everyone it was a sports injury.

[Jess Kitting]

Are you sure he wasn't "playing hookey"?

Poor arrogant snob. With a broken nose, how will he be able to look down on the rest of us?

[Hemingway's Ghost]

How the hell can you break your nose playing hockey and receive two black eyes, but no visible damage to your nose? There wasn't any report of Kerry's injury over the weekend up here, unless I missed it. It seems as though a story like that would've made one of those good filler pieces, though.

This really sounds like a flat out lie because Kerry wants to be Joe Cool "I play hockey, too" guy in front of the Broons.

[leaning conservative]

Wouldn’t you be if you were married to Ter-ray-zuh?????????

[LucianOfSamasota]

Its enuff to make me want to take up Hockey!

;))

[TigersEye]

Can I get me a hockey stick here? I need to go talk to my Senator.

[ozzymandus]

Maybe he ran out of Grey Poupon and her royal heinie busted his snout.

[Harley]

Wow. Has anybody seen what Teresa’s hand looks like?

[izzatzo]

Laos, don’t you know?

[Roy Baty]

That was me. I took Kerry to the woodshed for being a duffus.

[Jukeman]

“Laos”

Up the creek without a paddle.