Posted on 01/20/2012 8:33:48 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Reroute Keystone!
Big sky whoop!
The Dems want you to hire a DEM or a RINO because their HOT AIR could HEAT your house...and they want you to put a sail on your car....so they can help you navigate your car with their HOT AIR...
What a BUZZKILL Walter is....
I’m warming up to Newt myself... I still want Santorum, but Newt is getting me to look at him.
Mr Obama, You wrote in your book that you took drugs and did cocain. Can you tell us....
Oh sorry, I was just dreaming!
I wonder what the TELEPROMPTER would say....
http://econfaculty.gmu.edu/wew/RiteOn.orgApology.pdf
Admin mod, I hope you will consider removing JFC's post.
One thing Williams should recognize is the economy, there’s no recovery in site as I’ve heard any Economist predict, even Democrat Economist
HA!
Williams DIDN’T WRITE THE PIECE. Go to his website, walteresilliams.com, to confirm.
Williams DIDN’T WRITE THE PIECE. Go to his website, walterewilliams.com, to confirm.
Me too... I sometimes use the phone to look at FR. Hate to reply on it thou... my fingers are to big for the keys!!
I just arrived for the 2nd hour...
Sorry, I didn’t know it was debunked.
Yes, please remove.
The link you provided is not correct, but here is the apology:
http://econfaculty.gmu.edu/wew/RiteOn.orgApology.pdf
I live in the Bakken field.
Rockin’ the Bakken!
Thanks for that....I won’t be mad at WW now. But, the email still makes sense....I just pray it’s WRONG!
Yo, Barkie Obummer .... go pound (tar) sand!!
Just seen your post, Thanks for clarifying that
a point even the great el Rushbo misses is a point Myth screams.........Myth allows he is the outsider, he has actually worked for and with business and no one else has
well big whoop......what is missin is Sarah Palin’s model....meanin she went to Alaska and cleaned out the very types Myth rails against
In this case, who better than Newt to duplicate the same
They hate him anyway so who better than Newt to rent a U Haul trailer hitch and haul the rinos outta power
Sorry, I didn’t know it was debunked.
Yes, please remove.
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