Posted on 01/20/2012 8:33:48 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I'll be there...with my family...
Fawn, you should know the piece JFC posted is FRAUDULENTLY attributed to Walter Williams. Go to Walter’s website, walterewilliams.com, to confirm. It’s right there on his homepage. :^)
What’s that funky smell??
Santorum would make a good VP for Newt.
Thanks to both of you. :^)
LOL
I'm jealous! Lucky you...
Yes, and in the cabinet I'd like to see Mitt at Treasury, Cain at Commerce, Palin at Energy and Perry at State.
“Santorum would make a good VP for Newt.”
I think that ship has passed...Santorum crossed the line with the “I’m a Christian....Forgiveness...but...
and more importantly...
“Newt is crazy...unstable...” Leftist meme.
Probably Gingrich/Perry Gingrich/Rubio
[I wonder who will be left by then?]
There is one I know will remain...Ron Paul, he’s the Freddy Kruger of this election.
I live about 10 miles from the USF campus. We go there and bike ride (and we bike past Busch Gardens).
and Larry The Cable Guy as White House Press Secretary
How about Gingrich/Rice?
This would make me pee my pants with happiness.
Rush is behind on this issue. The oil pipeline is already moving the oil from the Bakken field to the Gulf Coast. The pipeline was previously ended in OK, causing a glut of crude in the middle of the country.
Recently, CONOCO agreed to sell its 50% of a pipeline from the Gulf Coast to the Bakken field. The direction of that portion of the pipeline was reversed and all that was left to do was connect the two pipelines at the CONOCO refinery in OK. Its a done deal. We don’t need the Canadian oil and we don’t need a second pipeline. All that is needed to get the Canadian oil to market is to connect the Canadian oil fields.
What this will do to the oil market, though, is to raise prices. The glut of oil in the middle of the country was suppressing the market price of US oil. Now that the oil can reach the Gulf Coast refineries, it can be exported to Europe to free Europe from dependence on the Iranian oil and reduce the hold of OPEC on world politics. It’s legal to export refined product from the Gulf, but not crude.
The oil companies did an end around on the Obama administration on this and now Canada wants to pile on. Makes sense, but will not create the pipeline jobs that were hoped for.
The Obama administration was well aware of this play before they banned the Keystone XL, and took advantage of the situation to play to its radical green base.
Santorum did not like bein reminded that as a junior Senator Newt helped him get a bill presentable and Rick started whinin like a bitch
Another point Newt makes, like Bachmann, explains what it is going to take legislatively to get the (non)Affordable health care bill repealed;
Newt’s Closing Statement
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzgGKTsS2YI
LOL....Just having Noot as Prez would do the same for me....
We’re doing everything we can here to get the crude to market, pipelines, unit trains, etc. and not keeping up. As for the high oil prices, I’m sort of glad to see that because it makes drilling domestically more likely. These wells cost a fortune to drill, $5million+. If the price drops too low, exploration and drilling will cease.
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