Posted on 01/09/2012 8:32:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yesh.
It’s okay, I already have my Racist tattoo on my forehead to make it easier for lieberals to misrepresent everything I say.
Bookmarking excellent point by Rush. Get exact quote.
Rush (paraphrase): -— “When I heard that Congress exempted themselves from the insider-trading laws, I learned all I needed to know that that they have an entirely different perception of themselves as far as ethics, morality, etc.”
I’m losing my command on the English language.
OF
(I really am losing it today.)
Did you see either of the debates?
How do you think Rick Santorum did?
I saw Saturday Night’s. I thought he knocked it out of the park. Honestly!!!
Paul hammered Noot pretty hard on military service. I thought Santorum did an excellent job attacking and defending himself from attacks. He was aggressive without being overbearing, and looked quite commanding. JMHO.
It’s probably due to your repeated interaction with Paulbots. ;-)
Uh oh, disharmony in the Palin household?
LOL. I blew a fuse Saturday night when George Stephonalougahdiyhoiaiuehiuws said Ron Paul was not an insider.
Nah, Todd doesn’t have to worry about the media bias like Sarah.
She’s just being careful...
I might be wrong....because I do other things while listening to Rush....but I didn't hear him say "black democrat politicians"
The “experts” are picking Alabama because “this season it is hard to beat a team twice, especially Alabama.” Well, I respond to that with, “The only thing harder than beating Alabama twice this season is beating LSU once.”
I was just kidding. :0) I think Sarah and Todd are both secure individuals, who while deeply devoted to each other, are capable of INDIVIDUAL thoughts and opinions. I hate when couples have to be exactly alike.
It was hilarious when RuPaul tried to make Rick out to be a “Big Government Conservative”.
Talking points he got from MSNBC. LOL!
Was looking for the like button. : )
>> “Watched the Thomas touchdown that with Tebow’s help, won it for Denver.” <<
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Right on BG!
It takes a team to score.
LOL! So true.
Favorite part of the night - when Santorum quipped, after a beep interrupted Paul and Paul said, “There it is again”, ““It caught you not telling the truth, Ron.”
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