Posted on 01/09/2012 8:32:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
ABA = ?
We need an AU/LSU live thread for tonight.
Why is he polarizing? Because of his faith?
I like Tebow because the media coverage of him has been wrong every step of the way. The media hates it because he was drafted higher than their darling Colt McCoy and has outperformed Colt McCoy.
Anybody But Alabama...
Yhea...I know. :-\
The rookie of the year, beyond any doubt except by the haters, is CAM NEWTON!!!!!
nah, just an asshat
Rush has devoted nearly 30 minutes to Tim Tebow.
Any team But Alabama
No kidding.
It’s frustrating!!! (especially because I tend to think Kentucky would be more conservative than say....New Hampshire.)
thumbs up !
WDE!
I have evolved to that point of view since Harvey Updyke poisoned the trees. I hope he rots in hell.
After last night’s win in Denver, look for the rookie of the year title to go to Tim Tebow.
I didn’t realize that one could be one without being the other. (j/k)
LOL! Except he’s not a rookie.
I’ve gone back to the POV since I’ve seen some of the most vile tee-shirts and slogans this year since that poisoning.
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