Posted on 01/09/2012 8:32:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You win!
They sure did out coach them that last play.
Stillers were expecting run and Tebow threw!
bttt
I get ya! I live in Paulland, though, so I may as well hone my skills online. :-)
Don’t get me wrong, FR is great - but I don’t have 123214 members on my FB page, so when I post something, I get a little more of a discussion, though everyone in my “Group” is pretty much of like mind with me. And, I’ve got a potty mouth, so it is a little easier for me to post my free flowing hostility there. hahah.
LOL..Yea, Rush you got it...along with millions of others...what a fool he is. Anyone with 1/2 a brain knew that Denver had a great chance to wun...but Rush will go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how HE KNEW. It’s getting harder and harder to listen to him.
LOL..Yea, Rush you got it...along with millions of others...what a fool he is. Anyone with 1/2 a brain knew that Denver had a great chance to win...but Rush will go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how HE KNEW. It’s getting harder and harder to listen to him.
I’m registered independent. Did it right after the primary when Randy won in 2010. (I had done it in 2008, too)
I bet the Establishment GOP isn’t going to “compromise” jack for my vote.
the Stealers game plan was for Tebow to beat em passin...they kept blitzin their safeties.....
.. Pee Wee Herman coulda made those passes....
We were secretly rooting for the Texans because Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton was up for rookie of the year ;o)
Geaux Tigers!!!
Oh, wait...
KMA, McCain/Romney...
what time do you air your show ?
Amen.
Good for you. I’ve said it often that if the pubbies want my vote, they need to run someone for whom I can vote.
Not that my primary vote matters in National primaries. ***Sigh*** Kentucky’s May primary date blows.
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