Posted on 01/09/2012 8:32:12 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Love it!
Also loved this quip: http://bcove.me/evtyp4s7
Thanks. :)
Did not Tebow graduate in 2011 from FL?
set 2 records and tied 4 records.......
Santorum clobbered Paul and Slick Willard many times. Of course the DNC Media hacks used the occasions to give Mrs. Paul and Flip Romney “30 seconds to respond”...which usually consisted of a 5-minute campaign stump speech. Videos of both and transcripts are available.
C’mon Rush....the reason know one talks about Obama losing in a landslide if the election were today is because they all know that come November, our candidate will be so trashed and lied about by the media, that we all know OBAMA will win in a landslide. So, that’s the point talking about it...
You mean George Stepinawfulstuff?
to your point,..........saying something is racist doesn’t make it so
According to Wikipedia, he graduated from U of FL oin 2009. He was drafted in 2010 and that fall began his rookie year.
C’mon Rush....the reason know one talks about Obama losing in a landslide if the election were held today, is, because they all know that come November, our candidate will be so trashed and lied about by the media, that we all know OBAMA will win in a landslide. So, what’s the point talking about it .....
Lol. :-)
OH Dear GOD a freaking Paulbot.
WTF? I can’t get a 3 hour break?
THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!!!
Like what....
Dead Air.
dear mom caller
you kid is a pothead - intervention time
“You know what my friend from Cuba says?”
Uhhhhh, not only do I not know, but I don’t care. Jeez.
Snerdly, you’re killing me here.
Paultard Seminar Caller!
wonder if grandma is available
this tool is an example of my cliche’
Educated at The University of IKEA
fat asses sittin on a couch huggin a coke and bag of chips believin everything the tv tells em
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