Posted on 01/04/2012 8:07:22 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You can do that yourself you know?
Hi all
They’re so delusional, they think third is a win. From Ron Paul’s FB page
Ron Paul 2012
CNN has the delegate race up on their website. Tied for first after last night are Romney, Santorum, and RON PAUL. Don’t let them pretend we lost last night; we’re in FIRST PLACE! Please spread the word.
Your lips to God's ears...
Thomas Barbuti Sheesley and it says there are 3 unpledged delegates so we could actually still be in front
That is a cool story!
Sorry - some of these are too funny not to share. Another gem:
Daniel Dean I cant believe the GOP overlords allowed us to tie! Once they moved the tally to a “secret” location, i figured this poll was as reliable as a Libyan election in the 1980’s.
obama decided to redefine recess or ignore it completely
I love that! “Tebow” is now a verb in Clint’s Lexicon forever!
Rick: "Hey Anita, put down that phone!!!"
Referencing the “recess” appointment? I read that it may be challenged.
LOL. Jeez. These guys. He seemed pretty down yesterday.
Very good, PA Mom!
I noticed that Rose has been campaigning for Santorum for the last few months, even when it looked like he had no chance at all.
Dang, I missed the last 20 minutes. But Rush is on fire today, isn’t he! Man, I hope Santorum’s campaign takes off.
The campaign disconnect will not instill confidence that he can manage a comeback.
challenge it with impeachment - imperial fool does not get to ignore congress
Rush is making no sense at all today.
WMAL said congress is technically still in session.
Why am I not surprised 0bama would usurp the constitution...
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