Posted on 12/20/2011 8:47:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Delusions of Paulbots.....this was on my FB page:
Harry Jamieson Paul cannot beat Obama.....
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Lisa Ray Of course he could. He is the “Independent” candidate. Read his proposed policies and then consider the HUGE demographics they will appeal to.....how many lefties will ANY of the others recruit? “0”
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Harry Jamieson The polls show that he would lose to Obama by a landslide, Lisa.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/us/general_election_paul_vs_obama-1750.html
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Lisa Ray Who’s showing the best chance (a year out)? Oh yea....the guys with name recognition who have big “Party Credentials”. Which candidates are awarded the media interviews? Has nothing to do with who “we the people” may want....ask someone on the street to name the Republican candidates TODAY and they likely couldn’t. Voters do NOT = informed.
I used to like Ann, but I find her irritating now.
LA schools pizza is whole wheat crust.
ditto and I never was all in to begin with.....her delivery always puts me off....she reminds me of a man who went his whole life and never got his ass whipped
I love peach tea!
ML/NJ
I mostly enjoyed her books.
She is well researched and backs it up with footnotes.
credit where it is due....I have her books and most are hi liter marked cause of her excellent references but she needs to shut the hell up now. Now she just pisses me off
LOL
She’s a REAL sharp lawyer, but JMHO needs to follow her own advice: “Just Shut Up and Sing” (in this case, WRITE).
Agreed.
Yup.
I think it’s Laura Ingraham that did Shut up and Sing; however she tires me out the same way.
Ann Coulter’s books are invaluable to me, and the research she does on them is impeccable. I’ve actually learned a lot from her books, especially the Joe McCarthy book; however, Ann is one of those people who I’d rather read than hear. Nine times out of ten, she seems to just talk out of her a—.
Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck are among those really teeing me off these days.
Laura is chapping me too.
Once again BAMSTER is a FAIL!!
BAMSTER wants to cut the payroll tax. SS is funded by payroll taxes. SS is underfunded and is suffering. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HARM OUR SENIORS EVEN MORE, Mr. President?
I never could take the teary eyed Glenn Beck.
Hannity too for that matter......and Eff the great great great panel too
And “The Five” can go jump in a lake, starting with Bob Beckel.
Everything is just getting old now. I want a world without Karl Rove, Dick Morris, Ann Coulter, and Glenn Beck.
Rush and Mark Levin can stay.
Hannity is ok doing interviews and that is all.
I hate his show.
Everybody screeching over everyone else...
the Five makes me hurl.....I mean toe nail trajectories
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