Posted on 12/20/2011 8:47:24 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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5 days until Christmas Pings....
Good morning/afternoon, Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah from Biggirl!
Arghhh!
I was just informed that Mark Davis will fill in on Thursday.
He just tortured me with fractured Christmas piano by Boyce Hawkins on WBAP.
I bet he can’t resist doing it to a national audience on Thurs either.
Arghhh! My FReeping ears! its like ice picks!
Audio ice picks!
In. Thanks.
HA! HA!... Got mine done.. (Mostly :)
thanks, for the ping.
Only 5 days? Good grief!!! And I haven’t done any shopping for gifts.
The problem is those I know have everything they need or want. To include myself, there is really nothing I need or want…unless someone wants to give me a few million $ as a surprise.
I thought I would bake a few pecan pies to give away or something similar.
I know. It sounds unclassy, but what else can I do.
here, lurkin ——————————————> way over there by the bullrushes.............where the water is deep..................and cold
Today is my last work day for the year. Saved up my time and am taking an extended, needed, and worked for vacation.
So if I do not see you guys on here til January, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year to my Rush thread buddies!!
Hello everybody
Homemade Pecan Pie sounds to me like an absolutely TREASURED Christmas gift.
(Even if my personal #1 pie choice is a coin toss between Mince and Cherry, as done by any of the ladies around The Homestead this time of year....)
I still have a pencil holder on my desk that was made for me by our son when he was in First Grade......wouldn’t trade it for MANY millions.
Thank you very much.
yeah, but how much for the son ?
Pretty cool that you can do gift cards on Christmas day.
I have never seen that option before.
#1 most given gift and #1 most stolen gift......big story on FNews yesterday
Personally I don’t care for gift cards, but I think that it is cool that Amazon is offering them instantly even on Christmas day.
This is capitalism at work.
Just got back from the liver doctor and her tests all came back negative for HepC, Cirrhosis, cancer and no need for a biopsy. Back to the blood doctor because she’s still producing too many red blood cells. Can’t tell you how relieved I am.
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