Posted on 11/03/2011 12:04:28 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
oh, no ... but I wouldn’t count on it being one of them, either.
You have NO IDEA what a rumor mill this town is !!! Secrets and confidentiality have no place here, especially in the political realm. Truman’s ‘get a dog’ line was not for naught.
Think about how many people knew the story ... NRA staff and their lawyers and their staffs, their lobbyists and their staffs, some Capitol Hill staffers and their wives, girlfriends, friends, 3rd cousins twice removed, and on and on and on.
And think about how one of that universe would take such satisfaction in thinking s/he could anonymously wreck a leading presidential candidate. It’s that power thing.
Love the ode.
A reading from the book of ZOT!
Brethren, unil the time of the final battle of Zotnarok, the annals of the good Book of ZOT! will on this day recall the tales of the day that the Viking Kitties did dance upon the fell bits and bytes of jla, most vile and bewildered of all trollkind.
For many risings of the sun hath the kittith battled the wiley troll whoith didith trulyth HaZithed a confused. And suddenly, in a flash of the high Holy Amperage, did the Great Cat smitith his buttox and bring clarity to hiZ confusion...or should we say that his confusion was brought to Clarity, the fallen freeper with whom he now shares a pillar in the vast fields of Trollhenge...but I digress...
We may never truly know whatith ailedith our former foe, for his past is one of contradictory pissings. Once an ardent Palinista, jla succumbed to the vile disease PDS, ranting and raving, corrupting the threads of Asgard’s tapestries with deceit, false witness and a seeming desire to stand boldly on the wrong side of every issue.
Here, on a site dedicated to God and Country, jla did take it uponith hisself to bash those who would boldly proclaim their faith in the former,while making mockery of the later through his actions.
Long did he vexith the faithful, who spoke in all but one voice at their dismay...and many did wonder if their pleas would forever fall on deafened ears. Did the Great Cat not care? Woe, brethren...woe, was on the minds of many. But the ways of ‘He Who Waits are not for us to know. And so, when jla did finally leavith the reservation at warp 9 n a burst of verbal diarrhea, didith the Great Cat redirect his flight plan. Mightily! And with swiftboot!
And so did the fuzzy little angels of digital discorporation flutter down from Valhalla clad in the protective armor of Hazmat the Inviolate so as to ward off any lingering and as-yet unidentified pathogens from the binary nits and bytes of the bezotted bonehead. And lo didith they carry him off to fell Trollhenge and deposit him into the Porcelain receptacle with the rest of the poopith.
And there was MUCH rejoicing! (For we ALL haZ a happy!)
Today brethren, a team of Asgardean scientists gather daily to try and make sense of one whose sense clearly left some time ago. They ponder how it is that one of the faithful could lose their way so thoroughly. It is, and perhaps shall forever remain, a mystery. We do not know, nor may we ever. We only know that the lands of Asgard have become a better place.
Book of ZOT! Chapter 66, Verse 20-27, “A solution to trollean confuZion”
Normie, Chief Druid of Trollhenge
Cult of Palin (tagline re-added just to twist the knife ;)
NO WAY I’d let this one slide. That one has had the ligntining seeking him/her/it out for a LOOOOONG time.
;)
And lo, what is this I hear? The one called 'Clairity' has also been transported to Trollhenge??? Please reply to my query with most urgent haste, my brother, for I must know if this is true.
Truth and more Brother!
Herman Cain’s campaign paid his company to buy his books [zot]
Friday, October 21, 2011 5:43:23 PM · 168 of 279
Norm Lenhart to darkwing104; TheOldLady; glock rocks; Windflier; onyx; Bikkuri
A reading from the Book of ZOT!
Confusion reigns amongst the faithful brethren and we are left to wonder why.
Should it come as a shock to those proclaiming the Conservative virtues that when they turnith to words liberal and speakith falsely that Divine justice should fall from the skies of Asgard?
As the Norns foretold long ago brethren, to thyine own selves one must be true. And so it came to pass that two more amongst the faithful, Clarity and Polybus, did forsakith their conservatism and so speak falsely amongst the realm.
But their lies did not go unnoticed by the Kittith, whose eyes are everywhere! In ceilings, in basements and across the fruited plain!
And so did the Kittith show the mercy of the Great Cat himself and stay their sword and claw, for the two were brethren of some reknown. They were given the chance to repent their ways and rejoin the true way of conservatism. Yet they didith forsake such mercies and spitith upon their would-be saviors!
And so it did come to pass that the two didith escelatith their liberalism, and one did adopt the ways of the fell Gobbels, propagandist from another realm! Clearly the Plague of Stupidicus hadith indeedith befallen him!
And so, like the assassins of old, did the Lord thy Mod come, stealing their digital lives like a thief in the night...and there was much rejoicing! For we are a merry people. Yet some amongst the faithful question such wisdom!
Why? These lands are a place for those who believe in truth and integrity! It does not take a long study in the science and engineering of rocketry and other high magics to comprehend that liberal actions and words false havith no place in the realm!
What do YOU believe in brother and sister? Do you too welcome the Holy Amperage that comes with such Democrat words and deeds? Would it shock you , as would said amperage to discover that as the burning light of truth and honor breaks across the horizon of Asgard, that yet more who have done such should find their names chiseled into the fell Pillars of Trollhenge ?
I think ZOT!
For the Viking Kitties loathith such who losith sense and reason and shall open upon their bits and bytes new and improved orifi to drain from them the very corruption which flows unchecked through their veins! Mercifully, and with great violence!
And so the Book of ZOT! Records that the names of those corrupted and corrupting were forever stricken from the lands and that fuzzy little Valkyries did indeed decendith from Valhalla to drag their diseased essences back to Trollhenge, where we who remain faithful, do pass final judgment upon them... mercifully, and with much poopith!
Perhaps someday soon another will speak false. Or perhaps they will evacuate such thoughts of liberal dissent from the bowels of their minds. Or perhaps the longboats shall once again return to these shores, carrying with them cute and fuzzy digital death......
Book of ZOT!
Chapter 66; Section 2; Verse 1-12: A moment of Clarity
Normie Chief Druid of Trollhenge
_____________________________________
Indeed the chickens are comithing homith to roostith for those who did spake false!
I’m not white trash —— So stick it
Apparently not a joke at all, although it sounds like one.
Des Moines Register published an interview with the radio guy. FR can’t link to that newspaper, but The Corner did here:
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/282159/awkward-moment-mark-steyn
Oh, for sorrowful shame, but I might have known. Those two have long pushed the fell edges of the envelope with their scurrilous blatherings, and have disheartened many of the merry folk of our realm.
I, for one, rejoice at their disintegration, and raise a toast to the Kitteth and the Great Cat for removing their foul essence from our midst.
Thank you for the wonderful reading of their trollkind fate, my brother!
Would that their vile deeds be swallowed by the sands of time...but it seems that as events unfold, others rise like DU zombies to dine on the brains of the faithful.
The kittith, it would seem, shall not see rest for some time. Now that the worst (though a few remain) of the PDS Possee has self-immoliated, the Romney apologists seek more attention. And they are getting it.
The fell Plague of Stupidicus is rampant.
They do seem to be drawn to purity and truth, like vampires to a supple young neck, don't they?
Ah well, the Kitteth hath long rested, and are in need of a vigorous and animating contest to re-sharpen their worthy claws. Let the hunt begin!
Thanks Darlin’
Well done—once again.
” falling off the bone “ is good with short ribs......
Thank you!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.