I do like puns and good hacks.
Of course, taxpayer dollars should never fund it.
Get some aging hippie to put his trust fund dollars into it, or forgetaboutit.
/johnny
HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /cartmann
Not gonna happen,
No, not gonna happen - ha-ha,
Not gonna happen,
Ain’t a gonna happen, no no
I would not suggest grooving any bike path! Bike tires come in many widths, and trapping a wheel in a groove would likely flip a bike, especially if the rear and front tire were not in the same groove.
A hill and dale design might be safe enough. But what bike speed would be needed to provide a reasonable transcription?
And what process would be used to mold the sound into the cement?
“In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” would be better.
These are the “live simply that others may simply live” back-to-nature idiots who have no idea what materialistic, luxurious lives they live, often at the expense of others.
When TSHTF, it will be funny to watch these worms devour one another.
This has been a kind of private business dream of mine for many years: Construct alternative roads that play music via bumps and grooves, and charge a small toll to enjoy the ride. I understand there is a road or two like this in Asia, possibly China, or South Korea.
The pet project of some asshats whose pet didn’t do well at the Dog and Pony Show. I laugh in their faces.
... and if you pedal backward on the bike path the groves say “Paul is dead”.