Venezuelan President Chavez Reportedly Hospitalized for Kidney Failure

FoxNews.com ^ | 9/29/11 | FoxNews/AP

[ColdOne]

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez reportedly entered a hospital in Caracas to undergo emergency treatment for kidney failure.

The El Nuevo Herald report cites unidentified sources but said Chavez -- who has been receiving chemotherapy for an undisclosed type of cancer -- entered a military hospital in the Venezuelan capital on Sept. 27.

Chavez, meanwhile, called state television on Thursday and urged Venezuelans to "pay no attention to rumors," apparently referring to the newspaper's report.

[ottbmare]

Awww. Darn the luck.

[agere_contra]

I have a kidney he could use.

It used to belong to Oliver Reed. Hope it still works.

[al baby]

Sean Peen is on his way to donate a kidney an appendix and a bibliography

[rightwingextremist1776]

The only good commie is a dead commie....
Die commie...die.

[Georgia Girl 2]

One can only hope. LOL!

[boomop1]

A fellow commie as his father.

[allen08gop]

Word on the ground here in Panama from expat Venezuelans is that his cancer has spread to his bones.

If so, he’s not long for this world.

[liberalh8ter]

Perhaps his good friend Danny can pony up a kidney for the cause?

[tumblindice]

If that’s true he’s probably good for about one more clean shirt.

[Wally_Kalbacken]

Break out the nano-violin!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

We should all send a get well card.

[ScottinVA]

Word on the ground here in Panama from expat Venezuelans is that his cancer has spread to his bones. If so, he’s not long for this world.

Well.. some good news this fine Thursday morn! And no.. I just can't stir up the sympathies for that filthy, terror-supporting communist. When he passes on, I'll express 'em to his family (because they'll most certainly be looking in here at FR ;-) ).

[tx_eggman]

Say hi to Che for me

[dfwgator]

When he passes on, I'll express 'em to his family (because they'll most certainly be looking in here at FR ;-) ).

"You are a vicious bastard Chavez, and, uh, I'm glad you're dead!"

[ColdOne]

hehehe!!!

[yooling]

Prayers out for a very short illness for Hugo.

[ScottinVA]

I have a kidney he could use. It used to belong to Oliver Reed. Hope it still works.

Is it sufficiently shriveled down to kidney BEAN size?

[blueunicorn6]

I hope they’ve checked out all of Hugo’s boyfriends for “kidney failure” too.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Not only is it better to be Dead than Red. It is better for all of us when Reds (outside of Cincinnati, of course) are Dead.