Posted on 09/28/2011 8:11:01 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Did I tell you I got the dog the Thundershirt?
They’re Alaskaphobic?
That is so sick and stupid.
I love it.
never saw that one......James Woods is a great actor
Does it work?
We think Libby may be Artistic and that may calm her down.
Scary Movie 2
The first 10 minutes is a spoof on The Exorcist and funny as hell, the rest not so much.
Re: the Thundershirt; Does it appear to work?
She’s not one of them. She cannot be bought or sold. She is her own person.
She never appointed a Muslim Brotherhood member to her state supreme court.
The more the empowered hate her, the more I like her.
absolutely.
Yes,
my Thundershirt makes my butt look tiny
just sayin
yhello
TGO was fab last night.
And his show wasn’t bad either.
wink wink
Please Crispy Creme go away!
All right; what’s a Thundershirt?
It just makes you think so.
his speech was pretty good...too liberal to me however
this is a what would Mags say moment
lmao
Oh he was doing great there, until he bemoaned “what happened to Sen. Obama”.
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