Posted on 09/26/2011 8:09:43 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Perry needs to pack it up and go away....
crap, that’s funny
I wouldn’t go to polishin my bullets too soon
if Perry is the last standin he gets my vote to exit Barry Bingo
I had my reservations about Perry, but thought he was tolerable, until this last debate when he was really terrible; and then afterwards when he whined like a little girl. Ugh. I never had the urge to slap one of our own so badly as I did that snippy, whiny lil baby.
But as you said, if it’s him and Barry, Perry will get my vote.
“The centrists need their own Rush Limbaugh....”
How would that even be possible?
Hahaha, “first time caller” gonna be lernin sometin!
Dear caller, don’t axe somthin you don’t want to know.
hot thread poppin now says US Govt bought and sold weapons during Fast and Furious documents show
this is exampled treason from the head down
I would vote Perry over Romney. My worst candidates are:
Huntsman
Paul
Romney
I could vote for any of the others.
Man, I can't wait to hear that clip and Rush's take on it. (I'm not allowed to listen at work, so I lurk and then listen to my recorded copy on my way to work the next day.)
it’s always a bonus when el Rushbo can skool the yuths
I’ll wait until the LSM reports on it.......NOT. Has one word been spoken about Fast and Furious in the media?
I could vote for anyone over Obama except any of the Pauls and Paul lites. (i.e. Gary Johnson and Jon Huntsman).
Ha! Beautiful.
Very little. The media is doing a good job of keeping a lid on it, just like they do with every Democrat scandal.
Now, if a Republican administration was being accused of selling, say, unauthorized light bulbs in Mexico, watch out—coverage would be wall-to-wall.
ditto but so far only a Perry or Bachmann
Romney ? I’d rather eat dirt
RuPaul ? not ever
Huntsman ? why not Cal Worthington
Santorum ? should be a senator and have Mitch’s job
Newt ? this boy’s baggage makes Hillary’s cankles look small
Rush played the clip several times and he didn’t give his take on what might have followed the word Jew. I was trying to think of what would logically follow, and the word bastard is what made the most sense.
You don’t think Cain is able?
my bad.....of course Cain is able....in fact my peckin order is Cain, Perry, Bachmann, until Sarah announces and she is.
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