Posted on 09/26/2011 8:09:43 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
You have ‘obscene profit center time outs’ just wondering what you call your infomercials?
LOL - now that is funny.
He just said on the radio he’s making the Stack of Stuff available to everybody, but it’s still locked behind a payer wall.
Just in case anybody missed moi. Did I miss Hussein screwing anything up lately, or is he actually making progress............/extreme sarc on!!!
All’s well in these parts!!
hey stranger....sure miss ya
Booooooooooooo.
Yes, there is no reason for a GOPer to placate or even appear on MSM any longer.
Between Fox, Radio, and the net they can get their message out.
The MSm will chase them!
Yes, we missed you. Hope all is well.
very true but to forgo the opportunity to kick Andea Mitchell in the nuts is too strong an urge to give up
I shall never forget her drowning in balloons and then whining about it later. hahahahaha.
well the butt ugly bitch should not have stuck the Palin book cover pic in Palin’s face.....I loathe the tramp
except for the intense storm/rain upon us now...
NE Ohio has had a very VERY wet summer
Long Lines At State Offices For Low-Income Aid; Confusion About Food Stamps
http://www.courant.com/business/hc-fema-lines-20110926,0,4511494.story
CONNECTICUT, no less!
It might not be more creepy to you, but it will be to a lot of people. I used to feel the same way you do, but some former Mormon freepers opened my eyes. You can’t deny that Mormonism is further away from the mainstream than Catholicism and mainline Protestantism. There’s also the fact that blacks were banned from the church until only about 30 years ago. Now, the reasons I don’t support him are that he still defends Romneycare and comes off as disingenuous, even for a politician.
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