Posted on 09/14/2011 8:21:15 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I was just getting ready to post that. lol.
#attackwatch @attackwatch I want to report someone smearing Obama on a wad of toilet paper this morning.
ROFL!
That's funny!
These are as funny as, if not funnier than, the Nobel Peace Prize tweets. lol.
I snitched on my neighbor for his "Don't blame me. I voted for the American." bumper sticker and all I got was a lousy #attackwatch t-shirt.
2 minutes ago via web
informedblackmn Jimmy Simpson
#AttackWatch , because snopes, fight the smears, factcheck, MSM, education system, courts, and entertainment industry are not enough.
Here are a couple more items that Rush (or we) can report on B.O.’s snitch twitter feed:
[2] August 4, 2008
Clinton: I think everybody’s got a right to run for president if he qualifies under the Constitution..”
http://www.politicususa.com/en/Bill-Clinton-World-News-Tonight
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Bill Clinton was the first “Birther”
The PostEmail ^ | Jan. 11, 2010 | John Charlton
http://www.thepostemail.com/2010/01/11/lets-not-forget-bill-clinton-was-the-first-birther/
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[2] Hillary Clinton’s lawyer accused Obama of voter fraud
10/21/08 http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/discussion/showthread.php?t=37913
“Clinton Campaign Drops a Dime on Barack Obama - *Clinton campaign alleges “voter suppression, intimidation and harassment systematically engaged in by the Obama campaign.” It’s not just about ACORN any more.
When Hillary Clinton conceded the Democratic nomination to Barack Obamapossibly under duress from Obama’s cohorts and party leadersshe was probably supposed to have removed from the Internet all damning statements that she and her campaign had made about Barack Obama. A letter from her campaign counsel, which is (was?) still online at http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2008/images/0...er.1.23.08.pdf
A backup copy is now at http://www.stentorian.com/Obama/clinton_complaint.pdf).
*This extremely damning letter not only reinforces what is being said about ACORN, but extends allegations of election irregularities to Barack Obama’s own campaign*. There is no place in the American electoral process for the types of voter suppression, intimidation, and harassment systematically engaged in by the Obama campaign, its allies and supporters. (Excerpt) bttt
marezipenn maryann whiteman
#attackwatch I want report some politician, out campaigning, who called us Pennsylvanians ‘bitter clingers’ oh wait...my bad. Never mind.
#attachwatch I’d like to report the Jews of NY-9. They are obviously anti-semitic for voting against the Jewish guy.
Wow, is he losing it or what?
“If you love me, let me know. If you don’t, then let me go.”
I’d let Obama go.
RightonMainSt Mike Merrill
#attackwatch Many people are quoting Obama’s campaign promises. That’s just mean. Make them stop!
These are hilarious.
@SenMikeLee Mike Lee
Dear @attackwatch, in my Day Lee Briefing, I cite 8 Senate Dems' problems with the President's #jobs bill #attackwatch http://ow.ly/6unkV
9 minutes ago via HootSuite
A sitting US Senator is joining in with the fun. LOL
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