Posted on 09/14/2011 8:21:15 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Very funny! Love the Chinese guy :)
“wmkim Hey #attackwatch I just looked at a map of the U.S. Someone has stolen 7 of the 57 States!”
#attackwatch is what would have happened if Hitler and not Al Gore had invented the internet. Wait....
priceless....
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I can’t tear myself away from the Rush thread to go to the Twitter link (too busy copying & pasting) -—nor can I find a FR thread dedicated to these tweets.
This Rush thread might become the defacto FR documentary on the conservatives’ attack on AttackWatch.
Who has a better sense of wit and humor than conservatives?
And Freepers are the cream of the crop!
Lester sounds like he’s from Cuba.
@replouiegohmert Louie Gohmert
BREAKING NEWS: “American Jobs Act” filed in House. What’s this? It’s only 2 pages? We must pass this bill 1.usa.gov/qZjBoz
3 minutes ago via HootSuite
This is real, check his bill at the link!
Ok just opened the tweet page. Re: Rush’ caller a few minutes ago:
FoxNewsMom Anita Miller
Caller 2 Rush, Grandma of 12/retired school teacher, flipped Obama the bird as POTUS motorcade drove by. #attackwatch I high five her ‘flip’
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
That crowd the media played all day yesterday chanting ‘pass this bill’ must feel like a bunch of idiots today, after finding out what’s actually in the bill...
LOl!!!
LOL!
Dunno about that... I suspect that if any of them ever bothered to obtain the bill (PDF submitted by the WH), they would probably be delighted (if they had a literate citizen help them actually read and understand it!).
Put me in that .....er... list. (Was going to call it by the usually used name, but don’t want to get called a racist AGAIN today.)
I’m guilty of worse sins, anyway.
If I walk into a room and The 0 is on the radio or television, I turn and leave at his first word. (If not before.)
Only defense I have is that I’ve got (or have had for years) this aversion to phony BSers, so I treat a whole lot of people that way.
.....cripes, there I went and got ANOTHER complaint against me.....
On local news they are bringing up that some stupid Miami Heat basketball player GLEN RICE? had a one night stand with SARAH PALIN when she was a sports announcer.
This local news announcer says..."Can't wait to hear Sarah Palins reply to this!!"
As if she is going to reply....i can't see her even acknowledging this none-of-your-business garbage.
I don't have my radio with me, but what is Rush talking about? Did he talked about the 2 GOP wins yesterday??
kesgardner Ken Gardner
RT @moderncomments: Dear #attackwatch: Orwell’s 1984 was a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.
Haha. Good one!
Don’t believe #AttackWatch #BarackObama was sent to us in a golden chariot driven by two unicorns - Chris Mathews confirms it
Hahah.
Yeah, bright bunch.
Yes he did. And he’s talking about AttackWatch.
WendyGAv WendyGav
#attackwatch Gibson Guitars are 100% American made..have DOJ raid them..oops u did that already
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