The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread, Wednesday, September 14, 2011

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Has a President ever said anything like this? Sheesh.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

@iowahawkblog
Remember #AttachWatch - no matter how bad things get today, at least you’re not #TGMTDWS (The Guy Married to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz).

[gov_bean_ counter]

LOL!!!

[b4its2late]

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Hahahah. Way to go Sen. Lee!

[Fawn]

Rush loves this story and repeats it all the time....I guess the lesson here is to just let all sick animals die....

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Probably not a president, but there may be a dictator/cult of personality figure or two he borrowed this from.

[b4its2late]

Track Happy Feet!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Now that’s funny.

[Clint N. Suhks]

HAPPY EAT?

LOL!

[Eagle of Liberty]

I must admit. Even though my earplug is in my ear pumping in Rush Limbaugh, I am no longer actually listening. Instead, I am trying to contain my outbursts of laughter while reading #ATTACKWATCH!!!!

Although I did just hear, “Happy Feet, might now have to be called Happy Eat....”

[Clint N. Suhks]

It’s called the circle of life.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

wantcountryback w
#attackwatch heard the 2009 Nobel Peace prize was stolen. Know anything about that?

[CSM]

Hahahaha! Keep them coming.

[zzeeman]

I know, I have to stop reading #attachwatch and get the heck back to work! I have to say that I’ve never seen something as entertaining as this, within this context. The world is truly becoming more absurd everyday!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I signed up but it looks like all the good rumors are taken.

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

Nope, my vote for the poor widdle penguin’s real name:

HAPPY MEAL

(With all due apologies to MickyDee)

[gov_bean_ counter]

It’s called the circle of life.

or

It sucks if you aren't at the top of the food chain...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

That’s a good one.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Our view is the most likely scenario is the transmitter has fallen off. After all it was only glued on and would have had to survive extreme conditions.

Um.....wow.