Laz would still hit it.
None of those reprobates are happy. Bill. Hitlery. Monica. Zero. Wookie. They remind me of that U2 lyric, “Still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”
As I have been telling my daughters all along as we raised them....get yourself a reputation as a sk*nk and a wh*re and no decent self-respecting guy is going to want a real relationship with you. I must presume Miss Lewinsky’s parents did not do the same.
But I bet her father is STILL a big democrap supporter
Hey, what’s sacrificing your children compared to the glorious socialist paradise.
Poor girl. I’d change my name if I were her.
They misspelled "pubic".
You know, this is why Linda Tripp blew the whistle - ahem - on the whole affair and got raked over the coals for it. She saw this naive, sad, easily-led young woman with very low self-esteem being used by the leader of the free world and said this is not right...
Linda Tripp = feminist ICON!
Monica was naive and dumb (liberal -obviously).
However, if the “Commander in Chief” were to have military justice, he would have been fired.
Such is the double layer of justice when dealing with a dim-bulb-crat.
Monica, life is hard. It’s as lot harder when you are stupid.
One of the most hilarious parts of the Starr Report was when she offered to serve Clinton in his cabinet as “Secretary of Blowjobs.” To which he replied, “I’d like that.”
How time flies... It seems like it was only yesterday, when she would be on her knees putting things in her mouth...
Well, Monica, you had your fling as the Presidential concubine, you got to hit the cocktail circuit, you got national-TV interviews, you got a book published, and you even sold purses.
But still... you’re miserable.
Well, you chose this path. My compassion meter is pegged, but the schadenfreude one is off the charts.
She had a chance for a good life, but she blew it.
She blew her chances.
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I feel sorry for her. She made a really stupid decision, but she was also young, and seduced by the master (who also happened to be the most powerful guy in the world)
Clinton flies around the world treated like a hero, and this poor girl can’t even go to dinner without being gawked out. Just doesn’t seem right.
One day Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach. She sees a lamp on the sand. She picks it up and rubs on it. A genie pops out!
The genie says to Monica “Usually I grant three wishes but you have been very bad Monica so you only get one wish!”
Monica thinks about this for a bit. She knows that she has gained some weight and she really wants to slim down. So, she looks back at the genie and says “I wish my love handles were gone!”
The genie looks Monica and says “Your wish is granted!”
And POOF!! Monica’s ears disappear!!!
Monica:
Flush the pictures and momentos of Slick Willy.
Lose 75 pounds, cut and dye your hair, change your name, get off mommy’s and daddy’s gravy train, get away from the cities and the elites, move to middle America, get a job.
Real people working and raising their families won’t be watching you - they’re too busy with their own responsibilities. And you won’t have time to lay around whining about your past when you are busy building a life and a future.