Posted on 08/22/2011 6:33:47 PM PDT by expat1000
n a motion to dismiss rape charges against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Manhattan prosecutors today reported that an analysis of carpet stains in the Frenchman’s $3000-per-night Sofitel hotel room “contained the semen and DNA” of three unknown men, while a stain on the room’s wallpaper contained the semen and DNA of a fourth unknown man.
The revelation that the swanky 28th floor suite was semen-soaked is contained in a footnote in a New York State Supreme Court recommendation for dismissal filed by prosecutors with the Manhattan district attorney’s office.
As for the source of that stray semen, investigators noted that, “the circumstances under which the unidentified DNA was deposited are unrelated” to the encounter between the 62-year-old Strauss-Kahn and hotel maid Nafissatou Diallo.
On August 8, Diallo, 32, filed a civil lawsuit accusing Strauss-Kahn, former head of the International Monetary Fund, of sexually assaulting her in mid-May at the Times Square-area hotel.
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
Could one of those four have been Bill Clinton?
It turns out that the hotel staff referred to this room as the “Sweet Suite”!
Man, I hate business travel as it is!
Cheers!
Or were the stains left after DSK checked in?
Speaking of, never, ever use those in-room coffee makers with the small glass carafes. The kind that dispense into a disposable cup are okay, but the carafes are known to be used as miniature underwear washing machines. Flight attendants have to travel light, so be especially suspicious of airport-area hotels.
“Semen on the wallpaper? I’ve obviously lived a very dull life”
Either that or you have never found wallpaper very attractive. Just sayin’.
The way it is going this thread is risking a premature withdrawal by one of the too excited Admins!
Actually it is great to see a socialist bigwig get down and dirty with the regular folks! :-)
“How many women do think have been boinked on the pillows you mash your face in when you stay at the Hyatt??”
Sniff sniff sniff......sniff sniff......................
Three
That's exactly the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Coincidence?
“Coincidence? “
Not at all...I was thinking of the owl when I posted. Seriously!
Laz, on the other hand ...
“The kind that dispense into a disposable cup are okay, but the carafes are known to be used as miniature underwear washing machines.”
I gagged when I read that. Where the hell did you hear about that?
That is a picture of Rosanne Rosana Dana.
A more appropriate line would be something like
“Did you ever find some slimy goo on the wallpaper in a hotel room? I mean, what IS that stuff?”
Or perhaps
“It’s always something...either you are getting accused of boinking the maid, or your feet are stickin’ to the carpet!”
I agree. The alleged assault fits his MO perfectly.
Like another Socialist/Commie, Obama’s unrepentant terrorist pal, Bill Ayers once said “free as a bird, guilty as sin!”
Holy smoking guns, Batman!
AAAACCCKKKKK!!!!
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