Posted on 07/14/2011 9:02:42 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Dang....I was almost IBTP!!!
QMS Boy checking in...
Freepers make that greatest FRiends.
House Republicans should pass a bill now BTTT!!!
This bill should:
- Minimally increase the debt limit by some lame amount
- Drastically cut discretionary spending
That is all.
Additional bills should then be passed which:
- Reform ALL non-discretionary spending, one bill for each program ASAP
“that greatest” s/b “the greatest”, obviously.
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Hey there!
Obama stressed and fled and blamed Cantor. GOOD JOB CANTOR!
Cantor should take the lead in the next round of negotiations.
Cantor: "Mr. President, we are prepared to raise the debt ceiling. But before that happens, you will go before the people and tell them that after consultations with your financial advisers, that they have guaranteed you that funds are available to send out all the checks to military and retirees on SS. Thus, because of THEIR guarantee to you, you can guarantee the people that the checks will go forward.
Next, you will defund by 50% this list of Federal agencies, starting with the EPA. You will issue an executive order telling the EPA to immediately drop ALL of their lawsuits.
You will also issue an executive order which directing ALL agencies to expedite drilling permits, shale oil permits, pipeline permits, and all power plant construction permits. And you want this done in 30 days.
You will fire Holder and Geithner, and you will appoint Mark Levin as special prosecutor to go after all officials involved in the conspiracy to arm drug lords in Mexico, and Marxists in Honduras.
There are some other things to be added during this discussion. Take it or leave it."
BALLS TO THE WALL BOYS, POUR IT ON AND MAKE OBAMA FLEE AGAIN.
Yoboseyo! Let’s pray that Obama cracks like shattered glass.
Damn...great post!
I agree - Obama is cracking up and it might take just a little more sneering, jeering and taunting to put him over the edge into a “stress retirement.”
Good afternoon and megaRushEncouragesCourageToTheConservativesdittos from Biggirl! PING!
It seems to work for the government.
Greetings. I wonder if Rush will have Cantor on today to talk about Zero’s tantrum?
((((Jem))))!!!
So good to see you. It seems that I have not freeped much lately.
We are heading down your way early next month and I will call you. Young del’s move in time this year is scheduled later in the day than last year’s. And they only give us 1 hour before we have to move our car. Yikes! This will require a plan.
Congressional Members' Personal Wealth Expands Despite Sour National Economy
...and a quote...
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
Mark Twain
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