Posted on 06/29/2011 8:23:03 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Then don’t bother with them or listen to them. That you do have control of.
I personally don’t bother with types like that...let them live in their own misery. I also don’t befriend them once their negativity reveals itself. However if they push it I’ll give them a reality check.....after they have to pick themsleves off the floor.
As you know those who are chronic complainers are NOT unhappy people....they sustain themselves by making others around them unhappy..which ‘satisfies’ their morbid outlook on life...they feel good about that.
So just don’t give them you’re time...
Great big fat moving target and me with no AIM-9’s on the racks.
he blamed everything, EVERYTHING on congress
oh yeah, and he inherited it all
well to use NY elections is weaker than peein in the ocean
Jeez..he never takes responsibility for anything going wrong. He’s NO leader...just a loser! Thanks...
Ohhh I see. Intelligent point.
Since he’s such an expert on NY-26, do you suppose he could tell us exactly how much that counterfeit Tea Party candidate cost the DNC?
Nah, don’t bother.
Anybody who considers Caddell a reliable source is six bricks short of a full load.
It depends on how they are submitted and what issues are specifically addressed in the Cert Writs.
damned intelligent...thx for the compliment
sigh
is your handle a political decry or are you a professional eye care provider
not a trick, just curious
you are light years ahead of lawyers and nerds
and sad to admit this - but i listen to levin’s show twice every day
Hi all... just a few minutes to see what’s going on...
:) Good advice. They don’t dampen my efforts to unseat this regime one bit; but it’s still frustrating to hear them, especially when they aren’t willing to contribute by phone banking, or campaigning or volunteering or donating money. I guess it’s because my Mom used to always tell me “Can’t never could” every time I’d say I can’t do ______. As an adult, when I hear people say “can’t”, I want to scream.
Get Rodguy, even if he just talks about fish, its better than Davis.
"I could have been a contender...". :)
kudos to Greta cause she is not a liar
she easily says she has no dog in the fight but exposes facts vs platitudes like a deacon
she is more liberal than most here but she does not take guff
for that alone , I like her a bunch
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