Posted on 06/29/2011 8:23:03 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Sorry I’m late.
Out for lunch with my regular right wing radical group.
I’m not saying deny reality. It is an uphill battle, no doubt. But sitting at home, crying about it accomplished nothing! I’m talking about the people who continously say it’s hopeless, no matter what, and who sit on the sidelines, at all times, and then say I told you so, when a Dim wins.
You are kidding me!
This man needs to be impeached.
Good luck with ordering the special TWO IF BY TEA offer. IF you get to the site, and IF you get to the order page, it crashes. I tried, and I give up now.
Pat ( does this goutee my my tangled eyes look better ) Caddel is your “go to guy” ?
I rest my case
YOUR SERVER HAS CRASHED
Service Unavailable
HTTP Error 503. The service is unavailable.
the 6th reaffirmed the lower courts ruling
never good to lose but its not the end of the fight
same here
Rush already stated not to order cause the server has issues......like 15 minutes into the 1st hour
Review of Presser - False Choices and Demagoguery.
http://bit.ly/iyj8sv
I just pointed out how everyone ignores NY-26...
Yeah don’t put in a credit card at this time.....if it crashes, you CC# can be picked up easily by hackers...
All the wins and losses are irrelevant at this level anyway. Won’t matter until SCOTUS rules.
Shop.twoifbytea.com is completely overloaded.....sigh.
I just heard him talk about it NOW...missed the first hour.
will they consolidate all of them or pick one or just take the first one that arrives?
What was the meat of Obozo’s presser?
Yeah, why not get Chris Plante or Inga Barks or Tom Marr?
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