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Boulder police: Feces-stained man hid in portable toilet tank, escaped chase
Boulder Camera ^ | June 21, 2011 | Mitchell Byars

Posted on 06/22/2011 6:26:34 AM PDT by Second Amendment First

Boulder police are looking for a man who hid in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival before running off.

A woman at the Hanuman Festival went into the portable toilet Friday and noticed something moving in the tank when she lifted the lid, according to police spokeswoman Kim Kobel. The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.

The man told police he saw something moving under a tarp, and when he left the toilet he heard it lock from the inside.

A security supervisor then waited outside for the person to emerge. When he did, the supervisor tried to get him to sit down, Kobel said, but he ran off, covered in feces.

The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair.

Witnesses also said he had cuts on his back and arms. Some at the festival said he might be a transient who goes by the name "Sky."

Kobel said police are not sure how he was able to squeeze into the tank or what he was doing there. He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

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This stinks! I'll be in Boulder in two weeks and now will not only have to put up with commies, hippies, bums and nuts, but also with feces stained, six and a half foot yoga practitioners.

Perhaps he's a student at Naropa U and came up with a new yoga position: soiled dog pose. Or a homeless person and someone crapped on his "home".

It shouldn't take long to find this guy. If you're six-eight and covered in feces, you're gonna stand out in a crowd. Of course, who would want to grab him?

1 posted on 06/22/2011 6:26:37 AM PDT by Second Amendment First
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To: Second Amendment First

Well, he wouldn’t worry about me finding him, that’s for sure.


2 posted on 06/22/2011 6:28:19 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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EEEWWWWW!!! Don’t catch him, for heaven’s sake!!!!


3 posted on 06/22/2011 6:29:44 AM PDT by Judith Anne ( Holy Mary, Mother of God, please pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of our death.)
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“6’5” to 6’8””? What? Osama was hiding in the poop? I bet there are not that many people who are tall and skinny like that, so I would question this eyewitness’ description of the guy.


4 posted on 06/22/2011 6:30:14 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: AppyPappy

It will be my luck to have him wash off just upstream from where I’m fishing.


5 posted on 06/22/2011 6:34:14 AM PDT by Second Amendment First ("Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..." - Thomas Jefferson.)
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Holy Crap !!!!!


6 posted on 06/22/2011 6:35:29 AM PDT by lionheart 247365 (-:{ GLENN BECK is 0bama's TRANSPARENCY CZAR }:-)
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Scat chat.


7 posted on 06/22/2011 6:36:04 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (FreeRepublic.com. Now, More Than Ever.)
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I know that feeling...

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8 posted on 06/22/2011 6:43:46 AM PDT by digger48
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LOL! I’ve actually seen one of those in Colorado.


9 posted on 06/22/2011 6:47:05 AM PDT by Second Amendment First ("Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..." - Thomas Jefferson.)
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To: AppyPappy

We had a pottie peeper in Maine a few years ago. He was caught in a NH park. Talk about sicko.


10 posted on 06/22/2011 6:57:18 AM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
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If you're six-eight and covered in feces, you're gonna stand out in a crowd.

More like the crowd is gonna stand away from you!

11 posted on 06/22/2011 7:04:02 AM PDT by TomSawyer4 (he knows changes aren't permanent / but change is)
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To: Second Amendment First

Hmmm... has anybody seen Anthony Wiener in the past week or so?


12 posted on 06/22/2011 7:04:57 AM PDT by Kenton (Trust, but carry a gun...)
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“wearing gray sweatpants”

Just how the heck could they tell what color his pants were???


13 posted on 06/22/2011 7:05:49 AM PDT by phockthis
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Hopefully Sky was not practicing his head stand pose.


14 posted on 06/22/2011 7:07:21 AM PDT by dblshot
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Said he had cuts on his body too. I’d be more concerned about what diseases this idiot is carrying than anything else. Those tanks are pretty big, but squeezing down into them and then just laying there... that takes a special breed of sicko.


15 posted on 06/22/2011 7:07:53 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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They should have sent the Swat team in to get him.


16 posted on 06/22/2011 7:32:30 AM PDT by Recon Dad (Herman Cain is the man in 2012)
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They should have sent the Swat team in to get him.


That would be “Scat” team.

I’m here all week.


17 posted on 06/22/2011 7:35:30 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Second Amendment First

How did they determine he was white?


18 posted on 06/22/2011 8:27:12 AM PDT by Eternal_Bear
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Cuts on him. What about an infection? They might look for him at a hospital.


19 posted on 06/22/2011 9:30:51 AM PDT by mrspeelwerneeded (Palin 2012)
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And here we thought that the guy advertizing to rent the basement of his outhouse home was kidding!


20 posted on 06/22/2011 9:39:35 AM PDT by brityank (The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
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