Posted on 06/22/2011 6:26:34 AM PDT by Second Amendment First
Boulder police are looking for a man who hid in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival before running off.
A woman at the Hanuman Festival went into the portable toilet Friday and noticed something moving in the tank when she lifted the lid, according to police spokeswoman Kim Kobel. The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.
The man told police he saw something moving under a tarp, and when he left the toilet he heard it lock from the inside.
A security supervisor then waited outside for the person to emerge. When he did, the supervisor tried to get him to sit down, Kobel said, but he ran off, covered in feces.
The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair.
Witnesses also said he had cuts on his back and arms. Some at the festival said he might be a transient who goes by the name "Sky."
Kobel said police are not sure how he was able to squeeze into the tank or what he was doing there. He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.
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Perhaps he's a student at Naropa U and came up with a new yoga position: soiled dog pose. Or a homeless person and someone crapped on his "home".
It shouldn't take long to find this guy. If you're six-eight and covered in feces, you're gonna stand out in a crowd. Of course, who would want to grab him?
Well, he wouldn’t worry about me finding him, that’s for sure.
EEEWWWWW!!! Don’t catch him, for heaven’s sake!!!!
“6’5” to 6’8””? What? Osama was hiding in the poop? I bet there are not that many people who are tall and skinny like that, so I would question this eyewitness’ description of the guy.
It will be my luck to have him wash off just upstream from where I’m fishing.
Holy Crap !!!!!
Scat chat.
LOL! I’ve actually seen one of those in Colorado.
We had a pottie peeper in Maine a few years ago. He was caught in a NH park. Talk about sicko.
More like the crowd is gonna stand away from you!
Hmmm... has anybody seen Anthony Wiener in the past week or so?
“wearing gray sweatpants”
Just how the heck could they tell what color his pants were???
Hopefully Sky was not practicing his head stand pose.
Said he had cuts on his body too. I’d be more concerned about what diseases this idiot is carrying than anything else. Those tanks are pretty big, but squeezing down into them and then just laying there... that takes a special breed of sicko.
They should have sent the Swat team in to get him.
They should have sent the Swat team in to get him.
I’m here all week.
How did they determine he was white?
Cuts on him. What about an infection? They might look for him at a hospital.
And here we thought that the guy advertizing to rent the basement of his outhouse home was kidding!
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