Posted on 06/14/2011 8:15:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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I'm a Democrat and I'm ok
I drink all night and I tax all day
I wear hi heels and stockings
And hang around in bars
Just want to go on record of what I believe Rush’s Super Secret Announcement is on Wed. He purchased an NFL team, possibly the Vikings. All I have to go on is that little exchange he had with Pawlenty a couple of weeks ago.
Going to Lowes at lunch BUMP!
BBL....
Btw, a question for all? Can you teach an individual to have internal drive when none exists?
Hello.
John King has Tourette’s PING!
Yay! He’s on!
“And I tweet my photo
To has-been porno stars.”
That would have been perfect when John I Have A Tick King asked an either-or.
Re-ask Capitalism or Socialism? Rush is brilliant.
I hope he talks about last night’s debate.
Rush not following the media template of attacking the candidates for not attacking each other.
Sounds like Team Obama is really planning on running against George W. Bush again in 2012.
Good Afternoon IMPR and EVERYONE!:)=^..^=
MegaRushWOWSHisListenersdittos!!!! PING!
Total FAIL. I hope they do it. Will make him that much easier to beat.
John King tried his best to get T Paw to attack Mittens for saying 0bamneycare.
It was so pathetic. No Repubes should ever go on CNN again unless they attack them back.
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