[E. Pluribus Unum]

Except for Mr. Elsie's.

I didn't know anti-Mormonism was a religion, Ms. Elsie.

[Elsie]

Mr. Elsie believes in cut-and-pasting hateful anti-Mormon screeds.

I didn't know anti-Mormonism was a religion, Ms. Elsie.

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Can't get a grip on gender,
Can't tell whether a BELIEF is a religion:
What's a fella to do?