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1 posted on 04/21/2011 10:32:23 AM PDT by massmike
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My favorite is the version of the Koran where Mohammad is a talking dog, possessed by a demon, lying to people so that they end up in hell for eternity. Funny, funny stuff.


2 posted on 04/21/2011 10:34:28 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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All of Jesus’ disciples will be gay except for Judas.

Well I always kind of suspected Matthew anyway.

3 posted on 04/21/2011 10:35:26 AM PDT by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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Sickening on so many levels.


4 posted on 04/21/2011 10:36:46 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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Oh, dear Lord. Teh Stupid, it burns.


5 posted on 04/21/2011 10:37:29 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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They will go to the hot place for this.


6 posted on 04/21/2011 10:37:49 AM PDT by boomop1
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Revelations 22:12-21:

12 “Look, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to each person according to what they have done. 13 I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.

14 “Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city. 15 Outside are the dogs, those who practice magic arts, the sexually immoral, the murderers, the idolaters and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.

16 “I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you[a] this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star.”

17 The Spirit and the bride say, “Come!” And let the one who hears say, “Come!” Let the one who is thirsty come; and let the one who wishes take the free gift of the water of life.

18 I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. 19 And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.

20 He who testifies to these things says, “Yes, I am coming soon.”

Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.

21 The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God’s people. Amen.

7 posted on 04/21/2011 10:37:49 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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That is so gay.
8 posted on 04/21/2011 10:38:09 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (When and why did Steve Dunham change his name to Barack Hussein Obama? When he converted to Islam?)
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The new gay-friendly Bible has yet to be named.

I'm sure that there are plenty of suggestions that are probably quite appropriate.
9 posted on 04/21/2011 10:38:39 AM PDT by Sopater (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
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This is not a Bible, this is pure blasphemy


12 posted on 04/21/2011 10:41:28 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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GROINAL CHRISTIANS!!!!... What a concept...


13 posted on 04/21/2011 10:41:45 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups.


That’s not the only one angry about it.

Why publish this? Anyone that actually believes in God would never change the Bible, and anyone that doesn’t believe in God wouldn’t take the time to read any Bible, no matter how revised.


14 posted on 04/21/2011 10:41:57 AM PDT by Brookhaven (Moderates = non-thinkers)
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I'd be real interested in seeing their take on Sodom and Gomorrah.

Lamh Foistenach Abu!
15 posted on 04/21/2011 10:42:38 AM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN '69 - St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle!)
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Publish and be damned...


16 posted on 04/21/2011 10:43:52 AM PDT by Paisan
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I sure hope they aren't calling it The Bible. I can only imagine the number of PO'ed people who think they gave their grandchild a real Bible only to get this impostor.
17 posted on 04/21/2011 10:45:05 AM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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Witnessing the descent into madness........can be hilarious....until the crash at the bottom. Splat! Then it gets really icky.


18 posted on 04/21/2011 10:46:50 AM PDT by MestaMachine (Note: I do NOT capitalize anything I don't respect...like obama and/or islam...but I repeat myself.)
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Do they think they can fool God? Why don't they just worship Gaia.
20 posted on 04/21/2011 10:49:43 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts ma'am, just the facts)
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Commandment #11: Thou shalt be fabulouth


21 posted on 04/21/2011 10:49:53 AM PDT by rokkitapps
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Whoa. Very bad ju-ju.
22 posted on 04/21/2011 10:50:56 AM PDT by greatplains
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Do they think they can fool God? Why don't they just worship Gaia.
23 posted on 04/21/2011 10:50:56 AM PDT by faucetman (Just the facts ma'am, just the facts)
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I hope they come out with a new adultery-friendly revision.
I've always hated that whole not being able to cheat on your spouse thing.
25 posted on 04/21/2011 10:52:45 AM PDT by LivingNet
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