How To Get Donald Trump’s Hair In 4 Easy Steps! (graphic instructions)

styleite.com ^ | 4/14/2011 | Justin Fenner

[SonOfDarkSkies]

There are things that mystify and fascinate us beyond belief, and then there’s Donald Trump’s hair. Trump, who many political commentators now believe is planning a run for the presidency, tends to get highly defensive of his world-famous coiffure every time someone suggests it’s a toupee. Because it’s not. It’s a tonsorial work of art.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

LOL! Actually he’s always combed his hair like that.

http://www.gstatic.com/hostedimg/940deebe3a0374aa_large

Even when he was a kid going to Wharton, I saw a pic once and he had the same comb-over. Maybe he started going bald when he was 16

[OldCorps]

good try, but no one can beat

the Mighty James Traficant

[SonOfDarkSkies]

He’ll carry TN and TX!

[Bed_Zeppelin]

[Bed_Zeppelin]

Beat me to it.

[wilco200]

Ehhh, then he’d look like O-Reilly

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Oh, come on. Those pics aren't unflattering.

Trump wears his hair like that because he's got his own personal style. He even jokes about it.

I personally like it that he goes his own way and doesn't care what others think.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

[Milton Miteybad]

Actually, if he really had a "full head of hair," as you say, he would not need to style it in his current manner, which is that of some mangy animal pelt festooned across his pate.

If you like the way Donald Trump wears his hair, then I say "Bully for you!" However, as many things as there may be to like about The Donald, I find that his hair (or, more properly, what's left of it) isn't really among them.

But once again...if you like The Donald's hair, that's just peachy. We will agree to disagree. ;-)

[enraged]

Damn, I was hoping it had something to do with getting tusseled by an eastern bloc cutie!

[Salamander]

Maybe...but it sure does spook the dogs.

:)

[OldNewYork]

You’ve missed the point. I don’t care how Donald Trump wears his hair.

Someone in the thread above mentioned a name for his hairstyle related to New York, where I’m from and have seen plenty of people with versions of his hairstyle. I didn’t know it was a regional thing; I just thought it was a late 50’s, early 60’s style that came from growing out the short back and sides with a side part. Lots of men stay with whatever style they’re comfortable with, often the first one, unlike women. Many of the other men who prefer this style, no longer have the head of hair he does to wear it.

It’s not a comb-over in the meaning that’s usually meant. If you want to persist thinking he’s bald, go ahead. Again, I don’t care about his hair, but facts are facts. He could have a Mr. T style, a multicolored stratospheric spiked mohawk, or a cross between Dennis Rodman’s leopard print short afro and a 70’s Soetoro one and the only thing that would matter to me here was what his policies were and what he was doing about them.

[kara2008]

[pigsmith]

"Oh, come on. Those pics aren't unflattering. Trump wears his hair like that because he's got his own personal style. He even jokes about it. I personally like it that he goes his own way and doesn't care what others think.

Reminds me of those commercials he did a while back (credit cards?) where he was on top of a building or someplace windy, and his hair was going all over the place. I thought those were pretty funny (obviously they failed to sell me something, though). If he were uptight about his hair, I doubt he would have done those commercials.

[JNRoberts]

This has to be one of the funniest threads ever. Graphics, jokes, one liners, commercial leaf blowers....dang Funny.

[Red Badger]

I am not on Donald Trump's head!................

[Emperor Palpatine]

He looks like Ed Koch!

[Inwoodian]

That’s a No-hawk.

[Milton Miteybad]

I am not on Donald Trump's head!................


To clarify, I wasn't referring to the Red Badger; rather, I was specifying some generic, run-of-the mill red badger which Mr. Trump uses to adorn his head. :-)

[miss marmelstein]

Please! It’s an orange badger not a red badger. Orange badgers are much more bombastic than the reds.

I like The Donald but if we can’t laugh at his hair, he’ll lose my vote. (Although I hope to vote for Sarah.)